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Tue, Oct 30th, 2012, 09:35 AM #58141
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I Guess It Works
A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested the young one accompany him on his rounds so the community could become used to a new doctor. At the first house a woman complained,
"I've been a little sick to my stomach."
The older doctor said, "Well, you've probably been overdoing the fresh fruit. Why don't you cut back on the amount you've been eating and see if that does the trick?"
As they left the younger man said, "You didn't even examine that woman. How'd you come to your diagnosis so quickly?"
"I didn't have to. You noticed I dropped my stethoscope on the floor in there? When I bent over to pick it up, I noticed a half dozen banana peels in the trash. That was what was probably making her sick."
"Hmmm," the younger doctor said, "Pretty clever. I think I'll try that at the next house."
Arriving at the next house, they spent several minutes talking with a younger woman. She complained that she just didn't have the energy she once did.
"I'm feeling terribly run down lately."
"You've probably been doing too much extra work for the church," the younger doctor told her. "Perhaps you should cut back a bit and see if that helps."
As they left, the elder doc said, Your diagnosis is almost certainly correct, but how did you arrive at it?
"Well, just like you did at the last house, I dropped my stethoscope and when I bent down to retrieve it, I noticed the preacher under the bed."
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Tue, Oct 30th, 2012, 10:17 AM #58142
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Tue, Oct 30th, 2012, 10:18 AM #58143
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Tue, Oct 30th, 2012, 10:23 AM #58144
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Good morning. I have listened to the new song quite a few times but so far nothing is ringing a bell. Thanks for the feedback on the pictures.
Lee – congrats on winning the Blue Rodeo tickets
Jason – congrats and good luck
Jester thanks for the heads up on my new pink heart.
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Tue, Oct 30th, 2012, 10:35 AM #58145
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Call
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Tue, Oct 30th, 2012, 10:35 AM #58146
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call now!!
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Tue, Oct 30th, 2012, 10:36 AM #58147
WOOT!
time to CALL!
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Tue, Oct 30th, 2012, 10:45 AM #58148
good luck, John!
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Tue, Oct 30th, 2012, 10:45 AM #58149
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John is wrong with - Day in the life
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Tue, Oct 30th, 2012, 10:45 AM #58150
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John from Mississauga's guess - Day in the life - Beatles
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Tue, Oct 30th, 2012, 10:46 AM #58151
ESC not ===> a day in the life
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Tue, Oct 30th, 2012, 10:46 AM #58152
1040am John's guess was beatles day in the life, which was wrong.
Play again at 140pm for $700.00
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Tue, Oct 30th, 2012, 10:48 AM #58153
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g.m. all; I see I have some reading to catch up on, um, soon
just 1 more sleep
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Tue, Oct 30th, 2012, 10:51 AM #58154
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Tue, Oct 30th, 2012, 10:57 AM #58155
ESC song sounds like this
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