Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[hmjm61]

Have a great weekend all.

[22hicks]

Once again, I think I have the answer, (although I was sure last time and I was wrong, lol). This morning, I was caller 103.

Good luck. I hope you get through.
Care to share. I'm not playing, but others are.

[22hicks]

[Chers1]

Sorry, this is a long read but really worth it　　This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine.　　________________________________Dear Diary,For my birthday this year, my husband (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me.Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try.I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Christo, who identified himself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear.My husband seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress.________________________________MONDAY:St arted my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Christo waiting for me. He is something of a Greek god - with blond hair, dancing eyes and a dazzling white smile. Woo Hoo!!Christo gave me a tour and showed me the machines. I e njoyed watching the skillful way in which he conducted his aerobics class after my workout today. Very inspiring!Christo was encouraging as I did my sit-ups, although my gut was already aching from holding it in the whole time he was around. This is going to be a FANTASTIC week-!!________________________________TUESDAY:I drank a whole pot of coffee, but I finally made it out the door. Christo made me lie on my back and push a heavy iron bar into the air then he put weights on it! My legs were a little wobbly on the treadmill, but I made the full mil e. His rewarding smile made it all worthwhile. I feel GREAT !! It's a whole new life for me._______________________________WEDNESDAY:The only way I can brush my teeth is by laying the toothbrush on the counter and moving my mouth back and forth over it. I believe I have a hernia in both pectorals. Driving was OK as long as I didn't try to steer or stop. I parked on top of a GEO in the club parking lot.Christo was impatient with me, insisting that my screams bothered other club members. His voice is a little too perky for that early in the morning and when he scolds, he gets this nasally whine that is VERY annoying.My chest hurt when I got on the treadmill, so Christo put me on the stair monster. Why the hell would anyone invent a machine to simulate an activity rendered obsolete by elevators? Christo told me it would help me get in shape and enjoy life. He said some other too._______________________________THURSDAYAsshole was waiting for me with his vampire-like teeth exposed as his thin, cruel lips were pulled back in a full snarl. I couldn't help being a half an hour late . . . it took me that long to tie my shoes.He took me to work out with dumbbells. When he was not looking, I ran and hid in the restroom. He sent some skinny to find me.Then, as punishment, he put me on the rowing machine -- which I sank._________________________________FRIDAY:I hate that Christo more than any human being has ever hated any other human being in the history of the world. Stupid, skinny, anemic, anorexic little aerobic instructor. If there was a part of my body I could move without unbearable pain, I would beat him with it.Christo wanted me to work on my triceps. I don't have any triceps! And if you don't want dents in the floor, don't hand me the damn barbells or anything that weighs more than a sandwich.The treadmill flung me off and I landed on a health and nutrition teacher. Why couldn't it have been someone softer, like the drama coach or the choir director?________________________________SATURDAY: Satan left a message on my answering machine in his grating, shrilly voice wondering why I did not show up today. Just hearing his voice made me want to smash the machine with my planner; however, I lacked the strength to even use the TV remote and ended up catching eleven straight hours of the Weather Channel.________________________________SUNDAY:I'm having the Church van pick me up for services today so I can go and thank GOD that this week is over. I will also pray that next year my husband will choose a gift for me that is fun -- like a root canal or a hysterectomy. I still say if God had wanted me to bend over, he would have sprinkled the floor with diamonds!!!

[the H team]

ESC-3:40pm-someone slamming a cabinet door.

[The Jester]

Good morning my Q friends Happy FRIDAY. Looking forward to tonight going to Smith Brothers Steakhouse. Yummy!!! Actually never been there so don't know how good the food is. Anyone been there???

My youngest went and said it was "mweh" like any other steakhouse. Let me know how the home brew is please? And congratz on your gold spartacus

[The Jester]

A friend of mine sent me this link. Rather, ahem, unusual quiz.

http://games.usvsth3m.com/crapper-mapper/

My score was a crappy 5

[SillyLoocie]

My score was a crappy 5

Please do not get bummed out over your score.

[the H team]

My score was a crappy 5

mine too.

My youngest went and said it was "mweh" like any other steakhouse. Let me know how the home brew is please? And congratz on your gold spartacus

Big Congrats on the NEW GOLD, SPARTACUS!

[the H team]

this is my baby of a car, all nice & pretty & not in bad shape for a 91 vintage year. now she has been wounded on the passanger side by some unknown doorknob. it starts half way from the passenger side door, scraped above the moulding & dented below, dented right front fender, thru to the marker light at the front, a bit of a gouge just below the light. the beauty trim around the bottom of the fender is all crushed in too. must have been going at a pretty fast clip to park their car to do that much damage. working on finding the culprit thru security videos. will let you know.

[heartgirl99]

good afternoon qt's
looking forward to warmer day tomorrow.

congrats on your new gold, spartacus! enjoy your dinner out

hope you can get some satisfaction, h_team!

[heartgirl99]

[heartgirl99]

[Lee03]

ESC not raising an extension ladder

[the H team]

ESC-5:40pm-raising an extension ladder.