Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[Berndawg]

Whats up Qsters

[kawam]

Good Night all

[22hicks]

Mother of the Year;
In a zoo in California, a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet tiger cubs. Unfortunately,
due to complications in the pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny
size, they died shortly after birth.
The mother tiger after recovering from the delivery, suddenly started to decline in health,
although physically she was fine. The veterinarians felt that the loss of her litter had caused
the tigress to fall into a depression. The doctors decided that if the tigress could surrogate
another mother's cubs, perhaps she would improve.
After checking with many other zoos across the country, the depressing news was that there
were no tiger cubs of the right age to introduce to the mourning mother. The veterinarians
decided to try something that had never been tried in a zoo environment. Sometimes a mother
of one species will take on the care of a different species. The only orphans that could be
found quickly, were a litter of weanling pigs. The zoo keepers and vets wrapped the piglets in
tiger skin and placed the babies around the mother tiger. Would they become cubs or pork chops?
Take a look...you won't believe your eyes!!

[22hicks]

Now, please tell me one more time..........

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Why can't the rest of the world get along?

[dededi]

Good morning everyone.

[RandyB]

Anybody going to miss Kim Mitchell on the day show?

[22hicks]

Good morning every1. Another perfect day - enjoy.
(sorry for the size)

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[ecat444]

Great pic of you and yours Jester!

Heading down to the ex for my last time this year, still lots I need to do.

Have a good one everyone!

[22hicks]

Wendy was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know.

One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes, and Wendy was among them.

The police took them outside and lined them up along the driveway when, suddenly, Wendy's grandma came by.

Grandma asked, 'Why are you standing in line here, dear?'

Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Wendy told her grandmother that the policemen were there passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some.

'Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself,' and proceeded to the back of the line.

A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all of the prostitutes.

When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, 'Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?'

'Grandma replied, 'Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck them dry.'

..........The policeman fainted

[Mechman47]

This appeared on TV 30 years ago. Do you remember what show it's from!

Goodbye, Farewell and Amen.
The TV movie that served as the final episode of M.A.S.H.
I believe it remains the highest rated Single TV broadcast ever.

Did you know?
"On February 28, 1983, the series finale, "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen," made television history by garnering the largest average number of viewers (105.9 million) and the largest total audience (121.6 million).
The finale aired from 8 PM to 11 PM. At 11:03 PM, EST, New York City public works noted the highest water usage at one given time in the City's history.
This was due to the fact that in the three minutes after the finale ended, approximately 77% of New York City flushed their toilets."

[kawam]

Good Morning all. Off to the jay's game today . Go Jay's..........................Go Ray's

[22hicks]

Enjoy Kawam; bonus, you get to see some of the Air Show.
Go Jays Go !!

[GMAN]

Good Morning All. If you are not going to the Jays Game..........Today is Read a Book Day!!

[SillyLoocie]

Good Morning is any going to check out the air show today? The skies are clear. The Exhibition was always one of the highlights of the summer for me.

Have a happy & a snappy day.

[SillyLoocie]

Don't forget to cheer for the Jays today.