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[The Jester]

Hello race fans - this from the UK
The "pits"

"The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday."
This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some Liverpudlian youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech equipment.
It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over every other team.
However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for. At the crew's first practice session, not only was the Scouse pit crew able to change all four
wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed,
re-badged and sold the car to the McLaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Lewis Hamilton's bird in the shower!!.

[The Jester]

BMW looks to the future with AI motorcycles

https://www.facebook.com/playbuzz/vi...hVr9ck2vFyTGIk

[The Jester]

BBC News UK Suicide Bombers go on Strike
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Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement.
The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his death would be
cut by 25% this February from 72 to 54. A spokesman said increases in recent years in the number of suicide bombings has resulted in a shortage of virgins in the afterlife.
The suicide bombers' union, the British Organization of Occupational Martyrs (or B.O.O.M.) responded with a statement saying the move was unacceptable to its members and called for a strike vote.
General Secretary Abdullah Amir told the press, "Our members are literally working themselves to death in the cause of Jihad. We don't ask for much in return but to be treated like this is like a kick in the teeth".
Speaking from his HQ a shed in Tipton in the West Midlands, Al Qaeda chief executive Haisheet Mapants explained, "I sympathize with our workers concerns but Al Qaeda is simply not in a position to meet their demands. They are simply not accepting the realities of modern-day Jihad in a competitive marketplace.
Thanks to Western depravity, there is now a chronic shortage of virgins in the afterlife. It's a straight choice between reducing expenditures or laying people off. I don't like cutting benefits but I'd hate to have to tell 3,000 of my staff that they won't be able to blow themselves up.
Spokespersons for the union in the North East of England, Ireland, Wales and the entire Australian continent stated that the change would not impact on their membership as there are so few virgins in their areas anyway!
According to some industry sources, the recent drop in the number of suicide bombings has been attributed to the emergence of Scottish singing star, Susan Boyle. Many Muslim Jihadists now know what a virgin looks like so they are reconsidering the true value of their benefit packages....

[rock lobster]

6 seconds to change 4 tires?
You must be thinking NASCAR.

[heartgirl99]

good morning, qts!

today's the last day for the Cash Tracks contest.

"Spit it Out" contest starts on Monday.
https://q107.com/spit-it-out-rules/

• Listen to the Station Monday to Friday during the Contest Period (except statutory holidays) at approximately 7:00 a.m., 11:00 a.m., 2:00 p.m. and 5:00 p.m. ET for the produced cue to call to be played (the “Cue to Call”). Upon hearing the Cue to Call, listeners are invited to call 416-870-7685 or 416-870-7665 (each a “Contest Line”). The sixth (6^th) and seventh (7^th) callers through the Contest Line will be selected to play the Contest game for a chance to win a Prize (each a “Qualifier”) as follows. The Qualifiers will be given the same topic or category and must provide with the highest number of correct answers within fifteen (15) seconds. The Qualifier who has the highest number of correct answers will qualify to win a prize. There will be four (4) Cues to Call daily. In case of a tie, an additional question will be provided to the Qualifiers.

[Wallie]

good morning

[heartgirl99]

happy groundhog day!

[the H team]

[the H team]

TGIF & Happy Ground Hog Day Q ster,

It's almost the weekend.

[heartgirl99]

* Feb 2 *

FINAL cash track ===> HOTEL CALIFORNIA - EAGLES

[the H team]

Last Cash Track Song-

Hotel California

Eagles

[GMAN]

we have 2 birthdays today, and i wish both you gentlemen a very happy birthday - @romeo and @gman.

thanks to all. Wishing romeo a belated happy birthday. Have a great day y'all!!!

[the H team]

[dededi]

Good morning and happy Friday everyone!

[dededi]