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Would you like to play school with Loocie & I will be the teacher?
Or would you rather go to the game & watch it from the bleachers?
Anyone want take in a movie perhaps a comedy flick?
Has anyone consumed caramel apples on a stick?
Would anyone like my recipe for spicy sticky ribs?
Do you know that they are messy & you should eat them wearing bibs?
Have you ever gone to a hockey game & watched them ice the puck?
If it was the Maple Leafs, do you think they'll stay amok?
Do you think the girls on Smart Canucks like to tease the boys?
Or do you think we're shy gals who have a lot of poise?
Anyone feel like having a Bacardi Black with Coke?
Do you go in your hot tub when you need a soak?
Are you glad the weekend is here & you can don your lounging attire?
Isn't it great weather to enjoy a roaring fire?
Will you please accept my weekend wishes & call me if you can?
Do you think you'll cruise the roads in your black sedan?
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Would you like to play school with Loocie & I will be the teacher? Will you spank me if I'm bad?
Or would you rather go to the game & watch it from the bleachers? Can we make out in the bleachers?
Anyone want take in a movie perhaps a comedy flick? Can we sit in the last row and...?
Has anyone consumed caramel apples on a stick? Wouldn't it be a shame if they haven't?
Would anyone like my recipe for spicy sticky ribs? Why not just make them and invite us over?
Do you know that they are messy & you should eat them wearing bibs? How about an apron instead?
Have you ever gone to a hockey game & watched them ice the puck? Doesn't that slow the game down?
If it was the Maple Leafs, do you think they'll stay amok? Are they going to win a few games this year?
Do you think the girls on Smart Canucks like to tease the boys? Isn't that a given?
Or do you think we're shy gals who have a lot of poise? Are you being Silly?
Anyone feel like having a Bacardi Black with Coke? Can I have more than one?
Do you go in your hot tub when you need a soak? Care to join me?
Are you glad the weekend is here & you can don your lounging attire? Is it over already?
Isn't it great weather to enjoy a roaring fire? Can I play firemaster?
Will you please accept my weekend wishes & call me if you can? Why didn't you pick up?
Do you think you'll cruise the roads in your black sedan? Can we park on a country road?
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does anyone else get roped into buying those Fundraiser's Best Chocolate bars?
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Are you supporting a good cause or feeding your chocolate addiction? ;)
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i don't like chocolate.. do you?
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Is there something wrong with you? Shouldn't you see a doctor about that?
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I'll take her, now where is the nearest doctors office?
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could warm that thing up first
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Is that all it would take for you to play doctor with EV heart?
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what would it take for you to play with me?
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what game do you have in mind?
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isn't it the doctor game?
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Did you know that games keep people thinking ahead?
But have you ever tried to play cards on a feather bed?
Have you ever played rummoli, gin rummy or craps?
Has anyone ever got tipsy from a game of caps?
Have you ever found that some gamers get all nasty & even irate?
Do you ever particpate in a heated debate?
Have you ever wished your phone would stop effin' ringing?
Has anyone ever given you that look that is blank but stinging?
Anyone feel like goofing off & heading out of town?
Have you ever drank Crown Royal & fallen down?
Do you think it's a good time to conclude this verse?
& if we play doctor can I please be the nurse?
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Did you know that games keep people thinking ahead? do you have a sharp mind?
But have you ever tried to play cards on a feather bed? is that an invite?
Have you ever played rummoli, gin rummy or craps? can you spare some change?
Has anyone ever got tipsy from a game of caps? who hasn't?
Have you ever found that some gamers get all nasty & even irate? why do we bother playing with them?
Do you ever particpate in a heated debate? wanna have one now?
Have you ever wished your phone would stop effin' ringing? can i just rip it out of the wall?
Has anyone ever given you that look that is blank but stinging? wouldn't it be nice to be outside swinging?
Anyone feel like goofing off & heading out of town? shall i drive?
Have you ever drank Crown Royal & fallen down? isn't that how i got this bump on my crown?
Do you think it's a good time to conclude this verse? you're not stopping because of me are you?
& if we play doctor can I please be the nurse? shall i turn my head and cough?