Question game

why aren't you out for lunch

are you saying i'm out to lunch?

isn't that what the sign says

where's the sign?

who wants bacon?

is the bacon as sizzling as you are?

are you wearing your mukluks?

are you looking forward to the warm temperatures being promised for tomorrow

why would i, isn't it supposed to be winter?

doesn't winter start next wednesday?

can we put it off a few days?

If I give you the nod will you please give me a wink?
& have you ever gone a wassailing or is that something you drink?
If I do the moving will you please do the shaking?
Do you know that when it’s Christmastime I really enjoy baking?
Would you like a rum punch or should I fill your glass with eggnog?
& is it not a tradition to sip them as we burn the yule log?
Do you have a favourite cookie or a favourite treat?
& do you keep in touch with friends via facebook or a tweet?
Do you have Christmas jammies with a matching hat?
& is it true that all Viking wants is a little kitty cat?
Does anyone like fruitcake or am I the only one?
& does this time of year ever set you on the run?
Do you believe its better giving or receiving?
& ain’t it true that some folks have a warped way of perceiving?
Do you know that mincemeat crepes can be served at your buffet?
& would you add some cranberry French toast to balance out your tray?
Would you like to have a simple recipe that is for scalloped cheese?
& would you like me to share it with for a tiny little squeeze?

If I give you the nod will you please give me a wink? just a wink?
& have you ever gone a wassailing or is that something you drink? wassailing?
If I do the moving will you please do the shaking? i thought you liked it stirred?
Do you know that when it’s Christmastime I really enjoy baking? are you making your special brownies again this year?
Would you like a rum punch or should I fill your glass with eggnog? did you know i prefer eggnog over punch?
& is it not a tradition to sip them as we burn the yule log? and cuddle under the blanket?
Do you have a favourite cookie or a favourite treat? would you like a taste of my candycane icecream?
& do you keep in touch with friends via facebook or a tweet? what are those?
Do you have Christmas jammies with a matching hat? shall i model them for you?
& is it true that all Viking wants is a little kitty cat? did you know that big cats scratch and bite but a little pussy never hurt anyone?
Does anyone like fruitcake or am I the only one? do you make it with rum?
& does this time of year ever set you on the run? can you hear me screaming as i do?
Do you believe its better giving or receiving? you know i prefer to give, give, give?
& ain’t it true that some folks have a warped way of perceiving? am i included in that group?
Do you know that mincemeat crepes can be served at your buffet? did you know my mouth is now watering?
& would you add some cranberry French toast to balance out your tray? are you trying to fatten me up?
Would you like to have a simple recipe that is for scalloped cheese? no potatoes with that?
& would you like me to share it with for a tiny little squeeze? how about a big squishy hug?

ummm..... hmm.... how to follow that with a question?

it's difficult, isn't it?