Question game

or would a cold shower work better?

did you know i was going to this show tonight?

http://www.gigantour.com/lineup/

have you abandoned the Christmas thread?

you didn't, did you!?

what christmas thread?

I don't know, does anyone know? Christmas was so long ago.

how many days has it been, are you keeping count?

Birds can't count, can they?

you don't know how to count?

Have you ever done a handstand and count at the same time?

counting the stars you see from the rush of blood to your head?

And sucking your right thumb?

Can I ask another question?

If you have done all this, can you post a video of it?

Proof is always good, right?