Question game

Want me to whip out my light saber?

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why do boys always want to whip something out?

Because we can?

What do you call questioning a question?
Is that something that's allowed?
Do you wear funky colours & stand out in a crowd?
Do you ever postpone certain things that you should not postpone?
Have you ever had your hair dryer on & thought you'd heard the phone?
Do you ever wish that your energy could be kicked up just a notch?
Would you like to try my coffeecake it's cinnamon & butterscotch?
Should I conclude this rhyme for now & come back later on?
Do any of you have to get up just before the crack of dawn?
Will all of you on this question quest please have a smashing day?
& if I ask you nicely, will you please come out to play?

:) :) :) :)

What are you trying to say

Must I explain it in a simpler way?

are you saying I am simple?

is your name Simon?

was that supposed to be funny

aren`t I always? or am I funny-looking?

sure you are, aren't you?

Is SillyLoocie not the best poet on the internet?

yes, do you write poetry too?

What do you call a poem where there's a line for each letter of a word?

I don't know, will you tell me?