who were sorrowfully lacking
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who were sorrowfully lacking
in common sense.
Obviously, there was something that had to be done and the angels knew just what it was
but being obscure they wait for the men to read their minds
which they realized was a complete and utter waste of time. so they decided to take things into their own collective hands
and slowly, word by word, explained what a sin it was not to change the empty TP roll
and how bad it was to hid the toilet paper
yeah, yeah, whatever said the dumb men. We are off to hunt ans forage for dinner
off they went down to the nearest pub where they would find adequate beverages and provisions to bring back to the girls.
but they decided to go see the ballet and let the women lose a few by skipping a meal
so they donned their best pink tutus, point shoes, grabbed their matching evening bags and headed to the theatre. in the meantime the girls decided that they were going to have a grapefruit fast and gleefully tucked into their stash of florida pinks.
as the curtain rose on the production of swan lake, the boys jumped to their pointes in glee and applauded loudly. as the first ballerinas appeared on the stage.....
"Hey, these aren't strippers", shouted mike 219. So the men decide to act humble in the hopes that the ladies would accept them with open....
<dragging mike219 into the fray?>
arms and allow them to join in the opening dance with the swans on stage. However, since the boys were in pink tutus and the rest of the swans were in pristine white. the ballerinas snubbed them and carried on without them.
This caused the boys some consternation and they
drowned their sorrows in beer
remembering to take a cask back for the girls