HILARIOUS PM from happy_me24
Ok everyone, I got the most hilarious PM from happy_me24 ...As per my Ryan Reynolds request! LMAO! I copied and pasted the PM below. It gave me such joy, and of course, I'm still laughing! Thanks happy_me24, for your thoughtfulness, and your hilarity - it definitely brought a smile to my face! :)
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(*knock knock knock*)
A very sleep crispiecreme wakes up from her deep sleep on Saturday morning.
"$^$%#%^&....who is that this early in the morning!!"
As she struggles to put on something more decent than what she fell asleep in, the very irritating person knocks on the door again.
"I'm coming...hold on!" she yells from her bedroom.
As crispie wanders to the door looking very I-just-woke-up-and-I'm-not-impressed-with-you, the person knocks one more time.
"What is your problem! I said I was com---" and just as she is about to finish that statement, she opens the door and sees.....
RYAN REYNOLDS!!! IN A BANANA HAMMOCK!!! WITH LIQUOR ALL AROUND HIM!!! (*please copy and paste link to see picture..*)
http://ryanreynoldsworkoutv.com/wp-c...s-health01.jpg
Disclaimer -- due to the sensitive nature of the photo, we could not show the bottoom half...however, please be assured that he is indeed wearing a banana hammock and is surrounded by liquor...
"H...h....hi...." says crispie nervously. "What are you doing here?"
"Well crispie, I've heard that you've been a very good girl on SC and I'm here to be your personal bartender for the weekend." Ryan says in his velvety voice.
Suddenly crispie realizes how rough she looks and gasps. She shuts the door quickly and then re-opens it hoping it was a bad/good dream......and to her dismay and relief....banana-hammock wearing, liquor serving Ryan was still on her doorstep....
She invites him inside and then goes to make herself presentable....well, she might have actually done more than she normally would for a Saturday morning, but her Ryan was here....in her house....wearing a banana hammock...surrounded by liquor....and would be her personal bartender for the weekend!!!
She finishes making herself look stunning and slowly wanders down the stairs...as she walks down, Ryan gets up to meet her at the bottom.
And as their eyes lock, she continues to walk down the stairs.....and then trips because of her heels that she's wearing! But, wouldn't you know it....Ryan catches her at the bottom....as she looks into his eyes, he says "So, what do you have to say about me bartending for you for the weekend???"
And then what comes out of crispie's mouth would make SCers everywhere wipe a tear from their eye...."How much is it going to cost and do I get a double-day discount??"
The End!!!
**Sorry I couldn't get the real thing, but he was booked up the weekend....and every weekend for the next lifetime.....but I tried:lolsign:!!**
Have a super day!
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Seriously, I'm still dying from laughter.