Being Canadian-according to Jeff Foxworthy

Forget Rednecks... Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canadians, during a recent appearance at Caesars in Windsor :

If someone in a Home Depot store Offers you assistance and they don't work there, You may live in Canada .
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, You may live in Canada .
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation With someone who dialed a wrong number,.............................. You may live in Canada .
If 'Vacation' means going anywhere South of Detroit for the weekend, You may live in Canada .
If you measure distance in hours, You may live in Canada .
If you know several people Who have hit a deer more than once, You may live in Canada .
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' In the same day and back again, You may live in Canada .
If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow During a raging blizzard without flinching, You may live in Canada .
If you install security lights on your house and garage, But leave both unlocked, You may live in Canada .
If you carry jumper cables in your car And your wife knows how to use them, You may live in Canada .
If you design your kid's Halloween costume To fit over a snowsuit, You may live in Canada .
If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km -- You're going 95 and everybody is passing you, You may live in Canada .
If driving is better in the winter Because the potholes are filled with snow, You may live in Canada .
If you know all 4 seasons: Almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, You may live in Canada .
If you have more miles On your snow blower than your car, You may live in Canada
If you find -2 degrees 'a little chilly', You may live in Canada .
If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your friends, you definitely are Canadian and proud to be

As soon as I read the Home Depot one I knew I'd like this list.
I got great customer service at CT last week; I was looking for an item, taken directly to it and then we discussed xmas gifts. All of this from another customer!! LOL

Thanks, I've seen this before but it's still hilarious every time I read it.

By the way it's -2 and I had to wear a hoodie to walk Kiera to the bus stop, yeah it's a little chilly lol

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Originally Posted by caroman

If you measure distance in hours, You may live in Canada .

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I've done that in the UK .

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If you carry jumper cables in your car And your wife knows how to use them, You may live in Canada .

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I hate the whole "Women shouldn't know techical" . My driving instructer taught me several things related to driving such as jump starting a battery and the cables I have even have a picture on them. It's not rocket science but common sense.

:) Thanks I smiled.

It's always fun to read those!!!
My favourite is the one about pot-holes filled with snow! SO true!! LOLOL!!!

I saw a fella with a parka and a pair of shorts on last night at the tree lighting. LOL

I wear a winter coat only if it's -20 or lower. Anything above -20 it's a little jacket for me. I often go out shovelling with just a t-shirt and gloves... Yes, I wear pants and boots as well ladies, get your minds out of the gutter. Love the list.