Would you ever?

no

would you ever go on a blind date?

no
ever date someone you met on line?

nope

ever join a dating website?

no

ever make a souffle that failed to rise

yeah-but still edible!

ever tried "pie"

yes....:top:

ever take too long to eat that pie?

yes

ever joined a pie eating contest?

no

ever eat dinner while standing up

yep

Would you ever participate in a kissing contest?

no

....attend the collingwood elvis festival

since my baby left me.....

ever kissed a gurl and liked it

nope

forget to eat a meal?

Yes it sounds crazy but yes i have

Ever eat yogurt passed the expire date?

nope

ever drink milk past the expiry date?

nope

ever eat a peanut butter and pickle sandwich?