Would you ever?

yes

race paper boats

no

write inside a library book

no

drink cold tea

yes

eat sardines on toast for brekkie

no

order anchovies on pizza

no

order chicken fingers

yes

put tabasco on those chic fingers

yes

ever eat (raw) ginger

guilty

ever move without leaving a forwarding address

no

would you ever apply for a job as a mascot?

no

ever dance like nobody's watching

super guilty

ever learn hip hop dancing

no (though I had a coworker offer to teach me - eek)

go line dancing

not guilty

ever have a big lottery win

no

would you ever run up the down escalator?