Would you ever?

you sold his dog?! or sell it to a chinese resturant?

anywhooooo ms.poopypants asks: would you lie about that time you ate my whole birthday cake!

no **lipsmacking** I ates it while you weren't looking, sumbudee mayd mee doo it

ever throw something out of a high rise to try to hit someone? :-)

hahaha :) yes!
i have thrown watermelons, apples, spoons, cardboard boxes, pennies and toilet paper rolls off the 18th floor
good old days

ever actually hit anyone doing that ^?

guilty... but we doont wanna talk 'bout dat...

oh okay, I will... I threw a grape at a really noisy car full of people and it hit the car right on the roof and made a bang... they stopped and all jumped out of the car and started looking up to see if they could see us... so we quickly turned out all the lights and went to bed :-)

ever hear a car accident in the middle of the night?

a grape? i would have eaten it and thrown myself off..but that would hurt

but thats funny..i used to do the laser pointing thing at random people on the street at night...they would jump as if it was a sniper point

nope about the car accident..its quite around here.usually dont see cars outside till 6/7. but i have gotten into a accident in the middle of the night..snow storm night..winter is coming :O

ever close the elevator on someone?

guilty... but only after giving them a fair chance to moooove their butt and get in here I'm not going to wait all afternoon for you to struggle to get your mail while holding your starbucks and your shopping and the dawg and yakking into your cellphone... (like I said... NO HUMOUR tonight!)

ever take your time to cross in a crosswalk because you want to piss off the driver that just stopped 2 centimetres from you?

YES!
i own the road and i shall walk at the speed i want on the road!..there is no min/max walking speed :) and i will make sure you miss the green light and potentially get hit by a large lorry while in a hurry to turn

i love me :D

would you ever yell at drivers even though they have their windows rolled up?

for sure i've done it before , if they desirve it(and in toronto they usually do)

would you ever check you spouses email or phone?

Guilty! Not because I was snooping I was looking for a specific email about a trip we had booked. But I did do a little browsing while I was there LOL

Would you ever hire a private investigator to spy on your spouse?

no thanks

... try calamari

yes

would you dance in front of strangers

no

take the trash out on the wrong day

yes

would you admit to blowing a stinky in public?

lol admit no...

ever done the deed in a public place?

nope

would you ever wish on a star