Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only)

[crafty_kris]

The 11:15 winning word is: tour

[marcianne]

11:15 am winning word: tour

[ic_ou812]

11:20 winning word is tour

[segue815]

11:15 ww is: tour

I AM BACK!!!

[orsybe]

11:15 am - tour

[NOTLER]

Good morning all, thanks to everyone for getting me caught up with the weekends winning words and such.

[truenorthstrongnfree]

Thanks for the code

...TNSF - thought you would've been all over this.

Didn't see the Q107 booth on the way in. We entered from Bay St., the Circus is usually set up in the concourse as you enter from Union Station.

[rockit]

hello Q-sters
thnx for all the winning words and trivia today
after checking my Pro-Line tickets I realize I am 13 for 13 heading into tonights game and need Green Bay to upset Brett Favre & the Minnesota Vikings for my share of a half million dollars pot!!!!!

[chouchou1962]

Hi Jones

Sad to hear about your Grand Am, I have one also a 1996, with 469,000 Klm's and my runs like a charm.

I took it to Montreal 3 weeks ago, then came back crossing in Cornwall threw the US up to Buffalo and back to Toronto. This weekend I'm off to London, Simcoe and back and then I have a trip planned to New York City the Labour Day weekend.

I typically drive between 15,000 & 25,000 Klm's every year.

Only problem is it is starting to show it age with a couple of rust spots on the quarters.

[littlesmokeybearr]

MALE VS. FEMALE

AT THE ATM MACHINE

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM
machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their
vehicles.

Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures
outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE &FEMALE Procedures have been
developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.'

************ ********* ********* *
MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine..
2. Put down your car window..
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6... Put window up.
7. Drive off.


FEMALE PROCEDURE:
What is really funny is that most of this part is the Truth!

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with
the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine...
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its
excessive distance from the car....
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the
inside back page..
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15.. Retrieve cash and receipt..
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the
slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25.. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles..
27. Release Parking Brake.

SEND THIS TO A MAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH,
AND TO THE LADIES who can handle it.... they need a laugh, too!

Remember this! A lady sent it to me.
She was laughing, too

[chouchou1962]

I have the same problem when I go through the Drive-through's with my reindeer, snicker, snicker.

[kenrod]

1:40 Derringer's Cash Grab Contestant: KEVIN

[Neon]

1:40p Derringer's Cash Grab player is ... Kevin

[crafty_kris]

Cash Grab 1:40pm contestant is: Kevin

[kenrod]

Kevin crapped out on only two turns.
1) $800.00
2) $1,000.00
3) $0.00