Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only)

[chouchou1962]

Hi everyone! New member, I've been stealing words from you for a little while. Thought I should join and contribute.
Williamson 12 - 5 am word.
I had it and registered 'cos I noticed it wasn't up yet. But by the time I got done, there it was. Ah well!

Hi Driver

Welcome aboard, always room for one more, all the better it's a group effort here.

ChouChou

[chouchou1962]

12 - 5 am UK = Williamson
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Welcome aboard.

ChouChou

[myopic_mouse]

tgim

[ecat444]

First its that bloody kink, now its stomach cramps and chills, geez whats going on. Just dropped in to give you the


11:15 W.W. tgim

[ic_ou812]

11:20 winning word is tgim

[NOTLER]

11:1 winning word...

TGIM

[KarlB]

Hi again!

JoAnne's 11:18 Winning Word is:


TGIM


KarlB

[kenrod]

11:15am Winning Word: TGIM

[tad01]

Ha! Like trying to get TGIM used is going to make Monday feel better!

[Chers1]

tgim is the club Q winning word for 11:15

[rockit]

A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo.

She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps..

He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt.

As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla.

Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy.

He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and two feet he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand.

He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress...

The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny.

He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin.

She did... and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down.

"Now..... show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy and he started doing flips.

Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut.

"Now. Tell him you have a headache."

[electric_viking]

A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo.

She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps..

He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt.

As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla.

Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy.

He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and two feet he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand.

He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress...

The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny.

He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin.

She did... and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down.

"Now..... show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy and he started doing flips.

Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut.

"Now. Tell him you have a headache."

LMAO

[FlyGuy123]

Warning - slightly politically incorrect.

A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a Xmas fancy dress party. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg, so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem..


A few days later he receives a parcel with a note:

Dear Sir,

Please find enclosed a Pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a Pirate.

The man is offended that the outfit emphasizes his disability, so he writes a letter of complaint. A week passes and he receives another parcel and note:

Dear Sir,

Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part.

The man is really incandescent with rage now, because the company has gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head. So he writes a really strong letter of complaint. A few days later he gets a very small parcel from the company with the accompanying letter:

Dear Sir,

Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup. We suggest you pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald head; stick your wooden leg up your backside; and go as a toffee apple.

[KarlB]

Hi again! What a nice, if cloudy, day out there!






For the 11 AM to 1 PM time slot IS:

honeydrippers


KarlB

[ic_ou812]

12:00 UK winning word is honeydrippers