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[virrys]

Found under $50

The answer is "RECYCLE"
The previous answer was "COUNT".

[psells]

Good morning everyone. Thanks to all for the winning words

today's 8:20 winning word is...

dormatory

I always thought a dormatory was where they made door matts.

[Owdatoon]

A public school teacher was arrested last night at Pearson International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, the RCMP said they believe the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.

They did not identify the man, who has been charged by the RCMP with carrying weapons of math instruction. "Al-Gebra is a problem for us," the RCMP said. "They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values. They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.

As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle."

When asked to comment on the arrest, Prime Minister Stephen Harper said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes."

House of Commons aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the Prime Minister. It is believed that the Nobel Prize for Physics will follow.

[Chers1]

The race is on to 2112

[electric_viking]

A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: To get their parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.


Ashley said, 'My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying
hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front
seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs got
broken.'

'What's the morale of that story?' asked the teacher.

'Don't put all your eggs in one basket!'

'Very good,' said the teacher.

Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, 'Our family are farmers
too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. One day we had a dozen
eggs, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the moral to
this story is, 'Don't count your chickens before they're hatched'.'

'That was a fine story Sarah.'

Michael, do you have a story to share?'

'Yes. My daddy told me this story about my Auntie Sharon.

Aunty Sharon was a flight engineer on a plane in the Gulf War and her
plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle
of whisky, a machine gun and a machete.

She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then
she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops.
She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets.

Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the blade broke.
And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands.'

'Good heavens,' said the horrified teacher, 'what kind of moral did
your daddy tell you from that horrible story?'

'Stay the f... away from Auntie Sharon when she's been drinking.'

[ic_ou812]

Found under $50

The answer is "RECYCLE"

The previous answer was "COUNT".

That is yesterdays Sleuth...

[feetfrown]

Found under $50

The answer is "RECYCLE"

The previous answer was "COUNT".

Yesterdays Answer
Todays comes out around 9:30

[rockit]

morning Q-sters
thnx for the winning words and trivia
especially the late-nighters
have a great day

[virrys]

That is yesterdays Sleuth...

Awwwww man.... just when I thought I nailed it!


Thanks!

[rockit]

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt ? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt !' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack .

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt . The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt , Giva Schitt , Fulla Schitt , Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock .

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt , and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt , were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens
nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd , and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt ,' you can correct them.


Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt

[Argo53]

Attachment 15701

and your point would be ..........

[heartgirl99]

waiting on the sidelines....
to see who's going to get the sleuth.....

[IMac]

Sunny Wednesday Sleuth:
$350 cash on pg #2; and
$75 cash pg #4

The answer is "SHOUT"
The previous answer was "RECYCLE".

[truenorthstrongnfree]

waiting on the sidelines....
to see who's going to get the sleuth.....

Oh, come on. Who else is gonna post it? Why even bother looking?

[truenorthstrongnfree]

Sunny Wednesday Sleuth:

The answer is "SHOUT"

The previous answer was "RECYCLE".

And where did you find it?