Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only)

[Wallie]

Wow I didn't even stand a chance

[chouchou1962]

Why to I even try! If this were a gunfight I be dead before I hit the ground. Well done folks.

[ecat444]

Why to I even try! If this were a gunfight I be dead before I hit the ground. Well done folks.

lol chouchou, well don't worry it's not a gun fight, but you do have to
be pretty quick at the draw around these parts! Don't give up, practice makes perfect!

[truenorthstrongnfree]

Did anyone get the 11am - 1pm Clapton Winning Word? I think I missed it.

[electric_viking]

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two cowboys applied for the job.. One was gay and the other a drunk.

She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.

For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, 'You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels.' The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night..

One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her.

'Unbutton my blouse and take it off, she said.. Trembling, he did as she directed. 'Now take off my boots.' He did as she asked, ever so slowly.

'Now take off my socks.' He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.

'Now take off my skirt.' He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

'Now take off my bra.' Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.

Then she looked at him and said, 'If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired.'

[KarlB]

Did anyone get the 11am - 1pm Clapton Winning Word? I think I missed it.

I think it might have been

DAUGHTERS


KarlB

(Out of the Rep Penalty Box and about to hit the ice!)

[electric_viking]

This is hilarious...

http://www.americanidol.com/videos/s...s/larry_platt/

He got it right anyway

[RobynHeyder]

Did anyone get the 11am - 1pm Clapton Winning Word? I think I missed it.

It was ROYAL

[electric_viking]

Woo Hoo...I'm now a CaLoonie...got my second red maple leaf. This is a most humbling moment for me.

[Argo53]

Woo Hoo...I'm now a CaLoonie...got my second red maple leaf. This is a most humbling moment for me.

Shouldn't that be CaTwoonie?

[RobynHeyder]

Woo Hoo...I'm now a CaLoonie...got my second red maple leaf. This is a most humbling moment for me.

Yayyy Congrats

[truenorthstrongnfree]

Single Black Female
This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting....














Over 150 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society.

[truenorthstrongnfree]

Aw, damn... Snopes reports the ad above as fake.

[myopic_mouse]

Well, I did it!! Left work with my hair all unruly and came back looking shaa-arrp!! (if I do say so myself) hee hee

[chouchou1962]

lol chouchou, well don't worry it's not a gun fight, but you do have to
be pretty quick at the draw around these parts! Don't give up, practice makes perfect!

Hi Cat

Yeah but I have no chance at all, I see the posts with the winning words there and I'm still waiting for it to be announced on my web browser.

ChouChou