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    thanks folks 4 all the help yesterday Mmmme a great big thank u

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    Hey all,

    Happy trails to Shaman & V.K.! Remember, there's no place like home....

    Thanks for the words everyone!

    4:15 winning word is:

    Jig

    Cheers

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    4:15pm Winning Word: JIG

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    ww - jig

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    jig

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    I didn't know everyone could jig so well.
    Just because something isn't right for YOU doesn't mean it's wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NOTLER View Post
    I thought you were going to the UK, not Germany?

    Have a good trip!

    germany's the Fatherland...

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    k did my reps thanks 4 the etc,etc,etc

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    Not many laughs in the last few pages. So how's this?:

    The French President is sitting in his office when his telephone rings.

    'Hallo, Mr. Sarkozy!' a heavily accented voice said. 'This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County Clare , Ireland .. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you. We voted to reject the Lisbon treaty.'

    'Well, Paddy,' Sarkozy replied, 'This is indeed important news. How big is your army?'

    'Right now,' says Paddy, after a moment's
    calculation, 'there is myself, me Cousin Sean, me next door neighbour Seamus, and the entire darts team from the pub. That makes eleven.'

    Sarkozy paused. 'I must tell you, paddy, that I have 100,000 men in my army waiting to move on my command.'

    'Begoora!' says Paddy. 'I'll have to ring you back.'

    Sure enough, the next day, Paddy calls again. 'Mr. Sarkozy, the war is still on. We have
    managed to get us some infantry equipment!'

    'And what equipment would that be paddy?' Sarkozy asks.

    'Well, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Murphy's farm tractor..'

    Sarkozy sighs amused. 'I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 6,000 tanks and 5,000 armoured
    personnel carriers.

    Also, I have increased my army to 150,000 since we last spoke.'

    'Saints preserve us!' says Paddy... I'll have to get back to you.'

    Sure enough, Paddy rings again the next day. 'Mr. Sarkozy, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne!

    We have modified Jackie McLaughlin's ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the Shamrock Bar have joined us as well!'

    Sarkozy was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. 'I must tell you, Paddy,
    that I have 100 bombers and 200 fighter planes.

    My military bases are surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I have increased my army to 200,000.'

    'Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!' says paddy, 'I will have to ring you back.'

    Sure enough, Paddy calls again the next day..
    'Top o' the mornin', Mr. Sarkozy.
    I am sorry to inform you that we have had to call off the war.'

    'Really? I am sorry to hear that,' says Sarkozy. 'Why the sudden change of heart?'

    'Well,' says Paddy, 'we had a long chat over a few pints of Guinness and packets of crisps, and we decided there is no effin' way we can feed 200,000 prisoners.'



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    Quote Originally Posted by clumaster View Post
    germany's the Fatherland...
    Isn't zat Fazerlandt?

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    Just read about this guy in New Brunswick complaining about getting banned for complaining about Tim Hortons' decaf coffee. WTF? Why would he KEEP going back, trying the coffee, and complaining about it? That's like me walking into Red Lobster saying "I don't like seafood... can you make it taste like a cheeseburger?"
    What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Titanic have in common?

    They both look good until they hit the ice.

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    If I win the LottoMax, I might do something vaguely resembling a jig...and then it would cover the physio bills.
    Just because something isn't right for YOU doesn't mean it's wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by truenorthstrongnfree View Post
    Just read about this guy in New Brunswick complaining about getting banned for complaining about Tim Hortons' decaf coffee. WTF? Why would he KEEP going back, trying the coffee, and complaining about it? That's like me walking into Red Lobster saying "I don't like seafood... can you make it taste like a cheeseburger?"
    Best part, I thought, was Timmy's said he would be welcome back only if he were on a job call (he's a paramedic). However, even then, they asked him to refrain from purchasing anything! Save me/my staff/my patrons - but don't drink my coffee!!

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    O.K. back to Casablanca for a moment, if I may. One of my favourite movies. and it's loaded with great lines:
    How about...

    Ilsa: I wasn't sure you were the same. Let's see, the last time we met...
    Rick: Was La Belle Aurore.
    Ilsa: How nice, you remembered. But of course, that was the day the Germans marched into Paris.
    Rick: Not an easy day to forget.
    Ilsa: No.
    Rick: I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue.

    or..


    Ugarte: You despise me, don't you?
    Rick: If I gave you any thought I probably would.

    or...


    Captain Renault: What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?
    Rick: My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters.
    Captain Renault: The waters? What waters? We're in the desert.
    Rick: I was misinformed.

    and, of course...

    Rick: ...Here's looking at you, kid.


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