Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only)

[WolfDio]

Well, time to break the shackles at work.
Tying for an "early" escape today.
I will rattle the Wardens chains when I get back to the Den.

[HVAC]

...hehehe!!!....good one!!!.....we used to have a phone number that was close to a dentist's tel #, and I got tired of telling people they had the wrong #.....so I started booking appts....LOL!!!.....evil, aren't I??!?!

I have a number that is close to a pizza companies number and I take orders for pizza every once in a while. One time a friends number came up on call display and it was his daughter, I took her order and gave her a real hard time then she figured it out

[Andit]

alex - 8pm cash grab - fish

[SCORPIO]

you should buy her a cookie....lol

[Gold Lion]

Your Friday Funny

Each Friday night after work, sun, snow or rain,
Jack , being a Newfie, would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a moose steak.
But, all of Jack's neighbors were Catholic. And since it was Lent,
they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.
The delicious aroma from the grilled moose steaks was causing
such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked
to their priest. The priest came to visit Jack, and suggested that
he become a Catholic.
After several classes and much study, Jack attended Mass,
and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said:
"You were born a Protestant and raised a Protestant,
but now you are a Catholic."
Jack's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived,
and the wonderful aroma of grilled moose filled the neighborhood.
The priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed
into Jack's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him,
he stopped and watched in amazement.
There stood Jack, clutching a small bottle of holy water
which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted:
"You wuz born a moose, you wuz raised a moose, but now you is a Codfish.

Did you go and get yourself one of those newfangled phones I saw TNSF hawking on page 2693? (picture)

[WolfDio]

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[Mmmme...]

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman
were having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters
a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well.....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, who is curvy, tall, 38DD breasts, 27" waist with 36" hips. When she walks into a room, people say,
"Oh My God."

[BlazingDriver]

You guys crack me up! Thanks for the smiles!!

[HVAC]

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Someone should let them know their sign is not gender neutral

[BlazingDriver]

Someone should let them know their sign is not gender neutral

Oh-Oh! Better write to Tony Clement so he can put a stop to it!!

[shaman2263]

FYI about the site for tomorrow so that no one panics

http://forum.smartcanucks.ca/126974-...orning-canada/

[ecat444]

FYI about the site for tomorrow so that no one panics

http://forum.smartcanucks.ca/126974-...orning-canada/

Thanks for that Shaman, it will undoubtedly save us all some stress when and if we attempt to log on at the time they are doing maintenance!!!

Tartan Rocker - Great response to that wierdo dirty caller!!! Right On - if only we could all think so quick!!!!

[HVAC]

How a red neck installs a tire

http://www.youtube.com/v/_M0GNLvPmAg

[ecat444]

9:15 ish academy

[Argo53]

academy