Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only)

[psells]

You know we can't do this all day.

NOW how much would you pay? But wait, don't answer yet ...

[jimbobway_13]

just pay shipping and handling and we'll send you two, so that you can give someone a crappy gift!

[Sally888]

bUT waiT! Theres more!!!!!

[electric_viking]

Skinny little white Newfie goes into an elevator, looks up and
sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the
little Newfie staring at him, he looks down and says: '7 feet tall, 350
pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown.'

The little white Newfie faints and falls to the floor.

The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.. The big
guy says, 'What's wrong with you?'

In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say
to me?'

The big dude says, 'I saw your curious look and figured I'd just
give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me...... I'm 7
feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles
weigh 3 pounds each and my name is Turner Brown.'

The little white Newfie says:

'Turner Brown?!....Sweet Jazus, I tought you said, 'Turn around!

[psells]

It's a furniture polish AND a dessert topping!

[Lee03]

11:15am winning word: showers

[ecat444]

Poor Terry, Oh No, crashing and burning is NO fun!!!


Good song by ELO - Don't Bring Me Down.


11:15 SHOWERS

[ic_ou812]

11:20 winning word is showers

[Wallie]

11:20 ww is showers

[divotman]

11:15 W.W.................... showers

[kenrod]

11:15am Winning Word: SHOWERS

[electric_viking]

NOW how much would you pay? But wait, don't answer yet ...

It appears Vince told one too many people that they were going to love his nuts and when she didn't respond, he beat her up...
http://showhype.com/story/shamwow_gu...march_27_2009/

[puddin57]

soap and scrub brush and....SHOWERS

[Lee03]

at least "showers" was an easy one to spell today!!!

[electric_viking]

The Wedding Night

A couple were on their honeymoon, lying in bed, ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride
says to the husband, 'I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin.'

The husband replies,'That's no big thing in this day and age.'

The wife continues, 'Yeah, I've been with one guy.'

'Oh yeah? Who was theguy?'

'TigerWoods.'

'Tiger Woods the golfer?'

'Yeah.'

'Well he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him.'

The husband and wife then makepassionate love. When they finish, the husband gets up and walks to the
telephone.

'What are you doing?' asks his wife.

The husband says, 'I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get some food.'

'Tiger wouldn't do that!' she claims.

'Oh yeah? What would Tigerdo?'

'He'd come back to bed and do it a second time.'

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love with his wife a second time. When they
finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.

'What are you doing?' she asks.

The husband says, 'I'm still hungryso I was going to call room service to get some food.'

'Tiger wouldn't do that,' again she claims.

'Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?'

'He'd come back to bed and do it a third time.'

The guy slams down the phoneand goes back to bed and makes love to his wife a third time. When they finish
he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.

The wife asks, 'Are you calling room service?'

'No! I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what's par for this hole!'