User Tag List

Page 2814 of 3022 FirstFirst ... 1814 2314 2714 2764 2804 2812 2813 2814 2815 2816 2824 2864 2914 ... LastLast
Results 42,196 to 42,210 of 45330
Like Tree16Likes

Thread: Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only)

  1. #42196
    CrazyGilligan psells's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Location
    Mississauga
    Posts
    4,604
    Likes Received
    6739
    Trading Score
    0 (0%)




    Quote Originally Posted by electric_viking View Post
    You know we can't do this all day.
    NOW how much would you pay? But wait, don't answer yet ...

  2. #42197
    Senior Canuck jimbobway_13's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    the burbs
    Posts
    960
    Likes Received
    48
    Trading Score
    0 (0%)




    just pay shipping and handling and we'll send you two, so that you can give someone a crappy gift!
    Jim


  3. #42198
    Admin
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Location
    Ontario
    Posts
    19,186
    Likes Received
    899
    Trading Score
    24 (100%)




    bUT waiT! Theres more!!!!!

  4. #42199
    Master Baiter electric_viking's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    Valhǫllr - "hall of the slain"
    Age
    61
    Posts
    27,725
    Likes Received
    12380
    Trading Score
    0 (0%)




    Skinny little white Newfie goes into an elevator, looks up and
    sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
    The big guy sees the
    little Newfie staring at him, he looks down and says: '7 feet tall, 350
    pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown.'

    The little white Newfie faints and falls to the floor.

    The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.. The big
    guy says, 'What's wrong with you?'

    In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say
    to me?'

    The big dude says, 'I saw your curious look and figured I'd just
    give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me...... I'm 7
    feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles
    weigh 3 pounds each and my name is Turner Brown.'

    The little white Newfie says:

    'Turner Brown?!....Sweet Jazus, I tought you said, 'Turn around!

  5. #42200
    CrazyGilligan psells's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Location
    Mississauga
    Posts
    4,604
    Likes Received
    6739
    Trading Score
    0 (0%)




    It's a furniture polish AND a dessert topping!

  6. #42201
    Canadian Guru Lee03's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2010
    Location
    Mississauga
    Posts
    11,693
    Likes Received
    68217
    Trading Score
    0 (0%)




    11:15am winning word: showers

  7. #42202
    Evelyn ecat444's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Location
    Beaches, Toronto
    Posts
    13,357
    Likes Received
    57958
    Trading Score
    0 (0%)




    Poor Terry, Oh No, crashing and burning is NO fun!!!


    Good song by ELO - Don't Bring Me Down.


    11:15 SHOWERS

  8. #42203
    Smart Canuck ic_ou812's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Location
    Niagara
    Posts
    3,063
    Likes Received
    2322
    Trading Score
    0 (0%)




    11:20 winning word is showers

  9. #42204
    Smart Canuck Wallie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Location
    Oshawa
    Posts
    4,311
    Likes Received
    15191
    Trading Score
    0 (0%)




    11:20 ww is showers

  10. #42205
    practice makes perfect divotman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    Burlington
    Posts
    361
    Likes Received
    357
    Trading Score
    0 (0%)




    11:15 W.W.................... showers

  11. #42206
    Canadian Genius kenrod's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Location
    Brampton
    Posts
    5,556
    Likes Received
    30262
    Trading Score
    1 (100%)




    11:15am Winning Word: SHOWERS

  12. #42207
    Master Baiter electric_viking's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    Valhǫllr - "hall of the slain"
    Age
    61
    Posts
    27,725
    Likes Received
    12380
    Trading Score
    0 (0%)




    Quote Originally Posted by psells View Post
    NOW how much would you pay? But wait, don't answer yet ...
    It appears Vince told one too many people that they were going to love his nuts and when she didn't respond, he beat her up...
    http://showhype.com/story/shamwow_gu...march_27_2009/

  13. #42208
    Fictional Ruler of ?? puddin57's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Location
    Brampton, ON
    Posts
    3,730
    Likes Received
    25
    Trading Score
    0 (0%)




    soap and scrub brush and....SHOWERS

    MissBobloblaw RULES
    and so do my new GREEN shoes

  14. #42209
    Canadian Guru Lee03's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2010
    Location
    Mississauga
    Posts
    11,693
    Likes Received
    68217
    Trading Score
    0 (0%)




    at least "showers" was an easy one to spell today!!!

  15. #42210
    Master Baiter electric_viking's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    Valhǫllr - "hall of the slain"
    Age
    61
    Posts
    27,725
    Likes Received
    12380
    Trading Score
    0 (0%)




    The Wedding Night

    A couple were on their honeymoon, lying in bed, ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride
    says to the husband, 'I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin.'

    The husband replies,'That's no big thing in this day and age.'

    The wife continues, 'Yeah, I've been with one guy.'

    'Oh yeah? Who was theguy?'

    'TigerWoods.'

    'Tiger Woods the golfer?'

    'Yeah.'

    'Well he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him.'

    The husband and wife then makepassionate love. When they finish, the husband gets up and walks to the
    telephone.

    'What are you doing?' asks his wife.

    The husband says, 'I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get some food.'

    'Tiger wouldn't do that!' she claims.

    'Oh yeah? What would Tigerdo?'

    'He'd come back to bed and do it a second time.'

    The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love with his wife a second time. When they
    finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.

    'What are you doing?' she asks.

    The husband says, 'I'm still hungryso I was going to call room service to get some food.'

    'Tiger wouldn't do that,' again she claims.

    'Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?'

    'He'd come back to bed and do it a third time.'

    The guy slams down the phoneand goes back to bed and makes love to his wife a third time. When they finish
    he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.

    The wife asks, 'Are you calling room service?'

    'No! I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what's par for this hole!'



Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 9 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 9 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •