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[WolfDio]

You're a week or two too late for a new sled.

*rosebud?*

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Potatoes

Well,
A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other,

And finally they got married, and had a little sweet

potato, which they
Called
'Yam.'

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

When it was time, they told her about the facts

of life.

They warned her about going

out

And

Getting
half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and
get a bad
Name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and
end up with a bunch of

Tater
Tots

Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get

her into the sack and Make a rotten potato out of her!

But on the other hand she

Wouldn't stay home
and become a Couch Potato either.

She would get

Plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her

Shoestring
Cousins.

When she went off to

Europe, Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam
To watch out
for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland

And the

Greasy guys from France called the French Fries. And

when she went out West,

To
watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped.

Yam said she would stay on the straight and

narrow
And
wouldn't
associate
with
those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other

Side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all

the trucks that say,
'Frito Lay.'

Mr. And

Mrs. Potato sent Yam to! Idaho P.U. (that's
Potato
University) so that when she graduated she'd really

Be
in the Chips.

But in spite of all they did for

her, one-day Yam came home
And announced she was
going to marry Tom Brokaw.

Tom Brokaw!

Mr And

Mrs.
Potatowere very upset.

They

told
Yam she couldn't
possibly

Marry

Tom Brokaw
Because he's just.......

Are you

ready for this?

Are

you sure?

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Here it is!

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crap a whole page

[karmac]

You know how sometimes things sound too good to be true? I'm hopeful that this one is true. My daughter told me this morning that the bully told their teacher yesterday that he is starting at a new school today. She replied "we'll see about that" as it was obviously news to her.

[karmac]

*potato humour*

[runt158]

oops sorry about the sizie ( hey first time I've had to say that) lol

[psells]

Potatoes

Hey runt, great joke but try to keep the font size reasonable.

[runt158]

I didnt realize it was that big till it was to late. Can you change the font size on here?

[WolfDio]

You know how sometimes things sound too good to be true? I'm hopeful that this one is true. My daughter told me this morning that the bully told their teacher yesterday that he is starting at a new school today. She replied "we'll see about that" as it was obviously news to her.

[psells]

I didnt realize it was that big till it was to late. Can you change the font size on here?

Yup, go back to your post, hit edit, select all your text and choose verdana 2 from the top of the edit box..Save Changes and it should be good to go.

Actually now that I look at it, you will have to hit Go Advanced in the edit box to have the font tools at the top.

[truenorthstrongnfree]

nevermind... already covered above.

[TerriBerri]

HELLO GUESTS! Why not stick around? Membership here has its benefits. For example there's, um, well of course we, uh, but don't forget all the other stuff, too. And if you join in the next 10 minutes we'll double your offer.

Well, with an endorsement like that how could I NOT join!!!!
Start sending the other stuff cause I don't want the first thing.

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welcome TerriBerri

[psells]

Well, with an endorsement like that how could I NOT join!!!!
Start sending the other stuff cause I don't want the first thing.

One double order of other stuff coming right up. 99 more posts and you can get a fridge magnet. THAT amazing offer is real.

[Argo53]

Afternoon All.

Ever been in one of those meetings where you know why you're supposed to be there; but you're really wondering why you're there? That was my morning; and 3 hours out of my life that I will never get back!!

Back in a bit - it's going to take me a while to catch up from last night ....

[truenorthstrongnfree]

Welcome aboard, TerriBerri.