Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only)

[jimbobway_13]

good morning Qsters

[waynethegolfer]

I remember when the surveys use to show up with the trivia now I have to click on the survey link to get them. I keep forgetting to get them. Duh me. If there are any more dummies out there do not forget the surveys.

[polywog_23]

Good Morning Q Fans,

Happy Saturday to everyone. Thank you for the codes and winning words.

Polywog

[1Shooter1]

Good morning everyone - thanks for the overnight trivia answers guys, and thanks Andit for the recap.
Hope you all have a great Saturday!

[Wallie]

Good Morning

Thanks for all the overnight words and such.
Rain Rain go away.

[runt158]

Risk assessment - risk a lot to save a life - risk a little to save property - risk nothing to save that which is lost.

up to the 4th grab - Offensive
5th grab - Marginal/Transitional
after that - Defensive

Words spoken like that of a true firefighter,

[runt158]

LIVE from Brampton, Ontario, its time for your favourite game show... the Evening Edition of kenrod's LIVE RRRoll Up The RRRim To Win!

Thats right folks, I drove through the Tim Hortons on the way home and picked up an extra large, triple triple. I just finished the coffee, and now it is time to win a car.

If you have been following my progress this season, you will know that I have rolled up the rim on 10 XL cups of coffee. So far I have won a free coffee on my first try (but lost the rim somewhere... not to mention losing my mind trying to find it), a donut on my 4th cup, and a coffee on my 6th cup.

The odds of winning a fabulous prize is 1 in 9.

Okay folks, I've got my cup in hand and it is time to win a Toyota RAV4 now.

<RRRolling up the RRRim on cup #11>

"PLEASE PLAY AGAIN / REESSAYEZ S.V.P."

Aww crrrap. I really had my heart set on winning a car tonight. What a big let down. Now I have to go out tomorrow and buy another coffee.

Stay tuned for another exciting edition of kenrod's LIVE RRRoll Up The RRRim To Win contest coming soon to a computer near you.

I'm shocked you didnt win the car we were all pullin for ya, I havent even won a coffee or anything as of yet after 8 cups so dont feel so bad.

[tartanrocker]

This the one?

Hi Wolfie.....it might be, I can't see it....so many times on here, people send along vidoes and pics, and all I get is a big blank box with a symbol at the top left corner....wwwwaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!....TR

[TerriBerri]

Hey isn't there a library named after you in Hamilton?

That's my twin brother...he spellls his name with a Y. I know it's all so confusing especially when mom called us for dinner!

[runt158]

A little morning joke for everyone
A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be ok, you'll walk again and everything, but your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it."

The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You've got $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new penis. They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly $1000 an inch."

The man perks up. "So," the doctor says,"You must decide how many inches you want.. But I understand that you haver been married for over thirty years and this is something you should discuss with your wife. If you had a five incher before and get a nine incher now she might be a bit put out. If you had a nine incher before and you decide to only invest in a five incher now, she might be disappointed. It's important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision."

The man agrees to talk it over with his wife. The doctor comes back the next day, "So, have you spoken with your wife?"

"Yes I have," says the man.

"And has she helped you make a decision?"

"Yes" says the man.

"What is your decision?" asks the doctor.

"We're getting granite countertops."

[alohamom]

This one is from my friend Trudy who ironically has a brother in law named Dave!

**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**

**'Hello?'*


**'Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?'*

**'No, Daddy.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Dave.'**

**After a brief pause,**
**Daddy says,**
**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Dave.'**
**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
**Right now..'**
Brief Pause


**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**

**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**

**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the phone.**

**'I did it, Daddy.'**

**'And what happened, honey?' **



'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.**


**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
**And now she isn't moving at all!'**



**'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Dave?'**


**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**


**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
**And into the swimming pool.**
**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
**Last week to clean it.**



**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**

*****Long Pause*****

*****Longer Pause*****

*****Even Longer Pause*****

**Then Daddy says,**

**'Swimming pool? ...........**

**Is this 486-5731?'*

**No, I think you have the wrong number.........*

[runt158]

that was good

[tartanrocker]

Remember Ludens wild cherry cough drops and Bayer's orange flavoured children's aspirin? Those were the best tasting "medicines" ever! I ate almost a whole bottle of the aspirins when I was about 10! LOL

....it's sooooo not good that kid meds are flavoured these days.....what happened to you was just the kind of thing that scares the crap out of me as a mom.....in my day ( back when dirt was new), we had a pill crushed between 2 spoons, floated in a bit in milk, then we got a little bit of juice to "wash it down".......what was wrong with just leaving it at that?.....bloody eejits, just looking to fluff up their bottom line, at the potential loss of your child.....TR

[shaman2263]

[TerriBerri]

LIVE from Brampton, Ontario,
So far I have won a free coffee on my first try (but lost the rim somewhere

Wow I live in Brampton too and won on my first tea, a donut, and then I too lost it and have never won again. <shiver> Did anyone else get goosebumps there. Lmao