Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only)

[Argo53]

OK - got the chips & dip; but sorry WolfDio, couldn't find any Lives on sale.

And you know how you shouldn't go shopping when you're hungry.... you should likewise steer clear of the fresh flower/plant kiosk when you are longing for signs of life in the garden.

I need another plant like I need a hole in the head.... but apparently, it's time to get my ears pierced again because I am now the proud owner of a Shamrock plant. Just a little one I can use as a centrepiece on Wednesday. And the price was right - for $3 (less than the price of my fav “dessert” coffee at Starbucks) I have a new plant!

Oh, and speaking of the price being right – I also got an orchid that, except for missing a good chunk of its stem, is in relatively good health. Regularly $18, they had this little guy on sale for half price. Told the girl that $9 was still a little steep because I didn't know if I could get it to bloom again. She offered to give it to me for $3. Deal. As she was ringing in the plants, I started chatting about the fact that I wasn't much into orchids but had nursed my mother-in-law’s back to health while she’s been in FLA; has taken me 3 months of dedicated effort but it's ready to be a big bloomer once again. But that being said, I really didn't think my new little guy was going to make it.

Clearly, honey, even when applied unintentional, works ... when I finish my little story the kiosk girl started madly typing away on her cash. She reversed the $3 and sold it to me for 50 cents!! She felt bad that she might be selling me a Dud. $18 to 50 cents. Not bad if I do say so myself!!

[runt158]

wooo hooo Kenrod a win. I was starting to wonder if any of their cups actually had a win on them. Glad to see at least one person has a win because I sure dont.

[Argo53]

The Little Mermaid

[karmac]

Good afternoon, everyone. Thanks for the codes and the reps.

Is this what you were looking for Wolfie?

[Argo53]

Add a word or words that will continue this sentence (no not this one, the next one):

One point I hope I could eliminate is amoral quest for ...

OK - after reading some of the other attemps which were poo-pooed, I am thnking you may be looking for something serious. So how about:

power and wealth by a single individual at the expense of an entire society.

[Mmmme...]

Congratulations kenrod!

You seem to be a consistent winner.!!!

I read an article about the distribution of the winning cups and it said that places like Quebec, and New Brunswick receive more of them as Timmies wants to increase their presence and attract more business in the regions where they do not have a strong following.
It seems to make sense, yet I could find any other article to confirm or deny it.

LIVE from Brampton, its time for another exciting edition of kenrod's LIVE RRRoll Up The RRRim To Win contest!
**Cheezy organ music playing, and canned applause**

This is the game show where I go to Tim Hortons, buy a coffee, save my cup and RRRoll Up the RRRim LIVE I repeat LIVE in front of you! It is sooo exciting because you get to know the results as soon as I know the results.

This edition of RRRoll Up The RRRim is doubley (is that a real word?) exciting because I have a cup saved up from yesterday, and I am currently drinking a coffee out of a specially marked cup as I type this message. Thats right folks, its a double-header!

Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding!!!
**Cheezy organ music playing again***

At the present time I am halfway through this XL coffee, so I have to stall for a wee bit. That way I don't spill coffee on me or the computer. It is a brand new computer and I don't want to bugger it up so soon.

If you have been following my progress this season, you will know that I have rolled up the rim on 11 XL cups of coffee. So far I have won a free coffee on my first try (but misplaced the rim somewhere), a donut on my 4th cup, and a coffee on my 6th cup. The odds of winning a fabulous prize is 1 in 9.

I have a feeling that I am going to win a car today!

While I am sipping away on the coffee I just bought, lets roll up the rim on my cup from yesterday...

<RRRolling up the RRRim on cup #12>

"PLEASE PLAY AGAIN / REESSAYEZ S.V.P."

Oh what a heartbreaker kenrod. So close yet so far. This time, no car.
But have no fear my loyal audience, I am working on another cup as I type. I have about a 1/4 cup left, and I am trying not to burn my throat and I take some big gulps of that delicious Tim Hortons coffee.

- Did I mention that there are 40 Toyota RAV4s to be won?
(Rrroll it! Own it! / Derrroulez et c'est a vous!)

I don't speak French very well, but I am assuming that is a direct translation.

- Did I also mention that there are 100 cash prizes (Prix en especes de) $10,000$ avaiable (a gagner)?

- How 'bout 1000 TOSHIBA Netbooks (miniportatifs)?

- Don't forget about the 25,000 Tim Cards (Carte Tim).

Okay, I just chugged the rest of my coffee now. It is time now to play the second half of our double-header.

**Cheezy organ music playing once again**

<RRRolling up the RRRim on cup #13>

"WIN / GAGNEZ UN BEIGNE / DONUT"

Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding!

**Canned applause and more cheezy organ music**

Well, wadayaknow about that? You saw it here first folks!!!!
It isn't a car, but a donut is much better than a kick in the arse!

I told you that this game is exciting.

Stay tuned for another exciting edition of kenrod's LIVE RRRoll Up The RRRim To Win contest coming soon to a computer near you.

[ecat444]

Hi Everyone:

Hope you are all doing good today!

Had the answers on refer madness again but could not get through!!!

4:15 irish

[Argo53]

Irish

[Neon]

DCG Winning Word is ... fame

[runt158]

DCG-fame

[Argo53]

I havent looked very hard but are these paralympics on the tube anywhere. ?

Sorry - forgot to answer you earlier ..... Sledge Hockey on Rogers Sportsnet now. 3 minutes left in the first, Canada 2-1 over Sweden. Don't let the score fool you; we're in deep!! Good game.

[Argo53]

Make that 3 -1 . Woo Hoo!!

[Mmmme...]

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in
the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque.
It was covered with names and small American s mounted on
either side of it.
The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so
the pastor walked up,
stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, 'Good morning Alex.'
'Good morning Pastor,' he replied, still focused on the plaque.
'Pastor, what is this? '
The pastor said, 'Well son, it's a memorial to all the young men
and women who died in the service.'
Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque.
Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with

fear asked,

'Which service, the 8:30 or the 11:00?

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So whaddya think Popasmurf? Even with all the rule changes and off-season hype - still not enough passing!! Rather boring for race#1. AND, if I'd know it was going to be replayed this aft, I soooooooo wouldn't have set my alarm!!

But, it allowed me to get a jump on the day (aka get off my butt and do some chores - I think my place and Karmac's might be in the same shape!!) Now, time for the codes - thank you very kindly - and next, I'm off to go grocery shopping.

Anyone need anything while I"m out??

not sure i think they need to back to the old ways, who where all those drivers? all in all it was a good race,i don't no about the passing thing,it would be nice if they had more, i don't like the fact that the pole sitter is usually the winner sure they have the best car thats how they got there but week after week,they need to do something anyway anybody see that crap of a movie FOOT LOCKER,sure gald i rented it and didn't spend the money to see it at the theatre

[JD_IS_ME]

JD is me. Thanks for all the help in the Q contests. I was called on the first day of the Derringer Cash Grab for the 5:40 call, didn't get the call back but hey, had a shot. I know it was because of the help from you guys. Thanks, here I am. Thought I'd start by adding a bad joke, Irish no less.

Only the Irish have Jokes Like These
Into a Dublin pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just
been run over by a train.
His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised
and he's walking with a limp.
"What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender.
" Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy.
"That little , O'Conner," says Sean, "He couldn't do that
to you, he must have had something in his hand."
" That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and
a terrible lickin' he gave me with it."
" Well," says Sean, "you should have defended
yourself, didn't you have something in your hand?"
" That I did," said Paddy.
"Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty
it was, but useless in a fight."


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An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving
home from the city one night and,
of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road.
A cop pulls him over.
" So," says the cop to the driver, where have ya been?"
"Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk.
" Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite
a few to drink this evening."
"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.
"D id you know," says the cop, standing straight and
folding his arms across his chest,
that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk.
"For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."


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Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual,
when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.
"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've
somethin ' to tell ya".
" Of course you can come in, you're always welcome,
Tim. But where's my husband?"
" That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda."
There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..."
"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me."
" I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead
and gone. I'm sorry."
Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"
" It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat Of
Guinness Stout and drowned."
"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me the truth,
Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"
"Well, Brenda... no. In fact, he got out three times to pee."

************************************************** ************************************************** ********
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O' Grady after his Sunday
morning service, and she's in tears.
He says, " So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?"
She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news . My
husband passed away last night."
The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary,
did he have any last requests?"
S he says, "That he did, Father."
The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary? "
She says, He said, 'Please Mary, put down that damn gun...'


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AND THE BEST FOR L AST

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters
a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing.
The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention
but the drunk continues to sit there.
Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall .
The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin, there's
no paper on this side either!"