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thanks folks 4 the etc,etc,etc, reppen where i can

[chouchou1962]

Ah Doi, Doi, Doi, Doi

Everyones feeling green today, well me wee lass and laddies, wishing you all well on this fine Irish day.

ChouChou

[jimbobway_13]

Happy St Patty's day everyone. think i'm going to clean off the paddy o furniture and sit outside with a cold one.

[virrys]

4:15 winning word: pandamonium

[Lee03]

4:15pm winning word: pandemonium

[Argo53]

This evening, some of you will raise your glasses and toast each new pint before it's sipped. Here's a few to enjoy with your friends:

May you get to Heaven a half hour before the Devil knows you're dead.

May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light,
May good luck pursue you each morning and night.

A toast to your coffin:
May it be made of 100 year old oak;
And may we plant the tree together - tomorrow.

May you get all your wishes but one, so you always have something to strive for.

May the Lord keep you in His hand and never close His fist too tight.

May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live.

There are only two kinds of people in the world,
The Irish, and those who wish they were.

And if you need more than that for one St. Paddy's Day outing - you'd best not be driving!!

[skidooman]

I know, I know, I said I was finished but again, I couldnt resist,,

The Hotel Bill

Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you
might want to consider this...
Husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to
Boston .
After almost twenty-four hours on the road, They're
too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a
rest.
They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they
only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on
the road.
When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk
hands them a bill for $350.00.
The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is
so high.
He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the
rooms certainly aren't worth $350.00!
When the clerk tells him $350.00 is the standard rate,
the man insists on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then
explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and
a huge conference center that were available for the
husband and wife to use.
'But we didn't use them,' the man complains.
'Well, they are here, and you could have,' Explains
the Manager.
He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of
the shows for which the hotel is famous.
'The best entertainers from New York , Hollywood and
Las Vegas perform here,' the Manager says.
'But we didn't go to any of those shows,' complains
the man again.
'Well, we have them, and you could have,' the Manager
replies.
No matter what amenity the Manager mentions, the man
replies, 'But we didn't use it!'
The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives
up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it
to the Manager.
The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check..
'But sir,' he says, this check is only made out for
$50..00.'
'That's correct,' says the man. 'I charged you $300.00
for sleeping with my wife.'
'But I didn't!' exclaims the Manager.
'Well, too bad,' the man replies. 'She was here and
you could have.'

[McSkier]

off to rep until I am incarcerated...Happy St. Patrick's Day to one and all

[Mmmme...]

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No crap, really? Ya think?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield (London) Couple Slain;PoliceSuspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning:Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for LargerTest Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High SchoolDropoutsCut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Did I read that right?
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[SillyLoocie]

What a wonderful day this has been. I have a picture of my sisters & I with the Leprechaun snowman we made one year in our backyard. We dressed him in a green scarf and gave him a pickle for his mouth to make him smile. Now I will be on a misison to find that picture.

Thanks for all the winning words and funnies today.

Get out & enjoy the rest of the day if you can.

[michelem]

SillyLoocie you truly touch my heart,your mom would be so proud of u
,Im so proud to call u my friend

I'm wearing my shamrock earrings & a shamrock necklace too,
You gave them to me years ago Mom & I’m wearing them for you,
My exquisite Irish Mother how I can hear your voice so clearly,
Your words of wisdom have rang so true & I cherish them so dearly,
It’s been a long 8 years since we’ve sat down & enjoyed a cup of tea,
Your touch of magic in all you did will forever be with me,
I’m sorry Mom for making you worry when I’d arrive home so late,
When the light in the kitchen window was on, I knew I’d meet my fate,
You were always fair & accepting & helped me to understand,
That principles are one of the keys to life with such a gentle hand,
When you lost your temper & gave me that glaring gaze,
I was a most deserving recipient in very many ways,
I’m remembering some of the things about you that made you so unique,
How only you could burn toast every time, was part of your mystique,
Your sense of humour, your singing & your charming zest,
& how you put up with me, when I was a bit of a pest,
Your youngest daughter is lovingly remembering you,
& your “you’ll understand when you’re a parent advice…
Sure turned out to be true!

Love you Momma xxx

[TML4EVER]

Good Afternoon Gang,

Anyone have the answer to Bonus Code?

Check your email inbox for the special code we sent with the "It's A Kind Of Magic" offer! Enter it here and get 5000 Club Q Points!

Thanks for the ww's!


Cheers

[tad01]

good afternoon gang,

anyone have the answer to bonus code?

Check your email inbox for the special code we sent with the "it's a kind of magic" offer! Enter it here and get 5000 club q points!

Thanks for the ww's!


Cheers

q107

[psells]

My, what nice weather we are having this week. Makes you want to reach out and hug everyone, doesn't it?

[TML4EVER]

Thanks Terry!!!

Happy St. Patrick's Day!!!


Cheers

and yes, I'll have another Green Beer!