Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only)

[wizeguy]

Hi Sazzy, I didn't see you in hear, so I thought I was all alone. You're very welcome for the DCG. Just doin my part ya know?

[wizeguy]

Must really suck doin the graveyard shift eh? I know I wasn't to fond of them. I will try to get forty winks in for you, lol.

[wizeguy]

Hey wow, I just wrote my 400th post, and now I'm a JUNIOR Canuck? I thought I was going to get the distinction of Grand Master or something. Oh well.

[Stewy]

Good Morning and thanks for the last DCG word.

[polywog_23]

Good Morning Everyone,


Thanks for the ww and codes yesterday and overnight.

Polywog

[polywog_23]

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
She was a very attractive woman and determined to keep the ranch,
but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place
an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she
decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have
him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and
knew a lot about ranching.
For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.
Then one day the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have
done a really good job, and the ranch looks great.
You should go into town and kick up your heels."
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.
One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and
no hired hand. Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon
entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the
fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her.
"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.
Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots."
He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
"Now take off my socks."
He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
"Now take off my skirt."
He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.
"Now take off my bra."
Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told.
"And now take off my thong", and he dropped it to the floor.
Then she looked at him and said,
"If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."


Polywog

[DrummerBoy]

and with this... it is time to hit the pillow, gently...
Good night all!.
See you later....

Guts or balls. There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death.

LMAO, I'll have to test these theories out next time I'm out with the boys.

[heartgirl99]

morning qt's!

grabacuppajoe

[Chers1]

good morning everyone.. wishing all of you a great day.. thanks again for the codes and reps...try to get out there and enjoy the day.. I hope i get to..

[sl1965]

Good morning everyone, thanks for the words

[heartgirl99]

DCG winning word ===> HIGHJINKS

[McSkier]

Morning All...wishing everyone a healthy day, with all good things coming your way.
Off to the slopes...as only a few days left til the boards and skiis are tucked away until November.....starting Monday will totally switch to patio, BBQ, biking and lakeside mode...................

[Wallie]

Good Morning Q sters

Looks like it's going to be another beautiful day in the neighbourhood.
Thanks for the overnight words and such , reppin where I can.

[ic_ou812]

a good morning to the Q zoo...thanks to the contributors...

[Stewy]

Where is everyone? Must have been a rough day and night yesterday. That's OK though, leaves all the prizes for me.