Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only)

[gtown gal]

Good Morning all. I did not hear lady gaga yesterday either on the Q, there must of been some reason for it I would think. Off to work now, hope everyone has a good day.

[waynethegolfer]

Good morning this is a no gaga zone

[waynethegolfer]

See if you can find Peter hidden in the beans. After you find Peter - it's so obvious and you think, Why didn't I see him immediately?

Of course, Doctors the world over have concluded that

a) If you find Peter in the coffee beans in 3 seconds, your right half of your brain is better developed than most people.

b) If you find Peter between 3 seconds and 1 minute, your right half of the brain is developed normally.

c) If you find Peter between 1 minute and 3 minutes, its time to go get another cup of coffee because the right half of your brain is functioning slowly and you need to consume more of Timmies finest.

d) If you have not found Peter after 3 minutes, the advice is to look for more of this type of exercise to make that part of the brain stronger!!!

And for those still wondering, yes, Peter is really there!!!

It took me around 5 secs

[polywog_23]

Took about 15 seconds...I guess I'm normal. Wow I'm shocked, normal. After all these years of people telling me that I'm not.

Thanks Gold Lion.

[polywog_23]

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were interested, Both said they were very much in favour of it.

The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer.

The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.

At this point they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain, and the husband had experienced none. She and her husband were ecstatic.



When they got home they found the postman dead on the porch.

[WolfDio]

Good Morning Everyone.
Prepping for another 12 hour day.
I will see the Warden will let me out for a bit to "check on the weather".

[Stewy]

Good Morning To All.
waynethegolfer, it also took me about 15 seconds and I know I am NOT normal. I believe there is something wrong with this test. Have a nice day friends and will be back to rep at he end of my 24 hour banishment.

[sl1965]

Good morning everyone, thanks for the words
well it's Monday woohoo NOT

[tad01]

Good morning all!

[psells]

And for those still wondering, yes, Peter is really there!!!

And that really looks like a tiny picture of my head, too. Kinda spooky...

[Wallie]

Good Morning all.

Another weekend down , weather could of been better.
Tell me why , I don't like Mondays?

[WolfDio]

Dcg ww - syrup

[heartgirl99]

x

[WolfDio]

Good Morning To All.
waynethegolfer, it also took me about 15 seconds and I know I am NOT normal. I believe there is something wrong with this test. Have a nice day friends and will be back to rep at he end of my 24 hour banishment.

Morning, Stewy...
If "Normal" is NOT "Normal", then I think you are OK.

[psells]

Good morning!