Not the sunniest morning out there, but breakfast is ready. The artery clogging special. bacon & cheddar mug.
can you imagine? ewww
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Not the sunniest morning out there, but breakfast is ready. The artery clogging special. bacon & cheddar mug.
can you imagine? ewww
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Send that to Ryan [email protected] or Derringer [email protected]
I'm sure they'll get a kick out of it. :lolsign:
After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man: 'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask meabout?' In fact, I do,' said the old man. 'After I have sex I am usually cold and chilly, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually hot and sweaty.'
After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said: 'Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?' The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.
The doctor then said to her: 'Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time, and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know why?'
"Oh that crazy old fart,' she replied. 'That's because the first time is usually in January and the second time is in August.
Good Morning all and thanks for the overnights
and DCG Codes
Morning Q-mates :happy11:
thnx for the winners
have a good one :-)
Tuesday Sleuth, found
under the Weber Char Grill on Page 4
The answer is "MEMORY"
The previous answer was "GOLDFISH".
A Wet Tuesday Sleuth:
Found Under Weber BBQ
Page 4
Also found under the NY Times Xword on Pg #2
The answer is "MEMORY"
The previous answer was "GOLDFISH".
Good Morning Everyone.
THANKS for all of the Words, Codes & Reps!!!!
I was busy yesterday and unable to pop on here for long.
Same thing this morning. Had to run out & back.
The Warden left the door open, but it is to cool & damp for a run.
I will stick my nose out of the Den in the afternoon to do some much deserved REPlies.
Stay warm, All.
An old one but still a good one.
Lil' Fire Fighter
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed
a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and
a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. 'That sure is a nice fire truck,'
the firefighter said with admiration.
'Thanks,' the girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer.The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig,
but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.'
The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren’.
Joanne's DCG WW will be between 10am & 11am.