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    Jen got $1300 and stashed at the perfect time

    UGHH - Slow computer..
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    I wonder if it was a decrease in women cheating that stopped the home delivery of milk?
    Have A Nice Day...Stewy


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    Quote Originally Posted by runt158 View Post
    Dont people know not to call at this time of the

    day when the Q's trying to get a hold of me
    Don't you HATE that? grrr.

    Another time my husband was got home early from work and was just about to call someone when (before I could stop myself) I yelled out "don't you DARE use that phone right now. Q might be calling."
    Just because something isn't right for YOU doesn't mean it's wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by karmac View Post
    Don't you HATE that? grrr.

    Another time my husband was got home early from work and was just about to call someone when (before I could stop myself) I yelled out "don't you DARE use that phone right now. Q might be calling."

    I got a cell phone cuz of that, well not the Q part, but because my mum is on the landline 24/7. Koodo has excellent plans.

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    Can't remember if I posted this before, so I'll post it again...lol

    INTERNATIONAL RULES OF MANHOOD

    1. Under no circumstances may 2 men share an umbrella

    2. It's OK for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
    a) When an heroic dog dies trying to save its master
    b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts to unbutton her blouse
    c) After wrecking your boss' car
    d) 1 hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game"
    e) When she's using her teeth

    3. Any man who brings a camera to a Bachelor Party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

    4. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a buddy out of jail within 12 hours.

    5. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.

    6. Moaning about the brand of free beer in your buddy's fridge is forbidden. However, complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

    7. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional.

    8. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines the pit stop, not the weakest.

    9. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress but never who's playing.

    10. You may flatulate in front of a girl only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she’s officially your girlfriend.

    11. It's permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach...and a topless model delivers it...and it's free.

    12. Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

    13. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

    14. Friends don't let friends wear Speedo's. Ever. Issue closed.

    15. If a man's fly is down, that's his problem. You don't see a thing.

    16. Women who claim they "love to watch sports", must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

    17. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

    18. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or last slice of pizza, just not both. That's just greedy.

    19. If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.

    20. Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours except if she's withholding sex pending your response.

    21. Phrases that may not be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
    a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
    b) C’mon, give me one more. Harder!
    c) Another set and we can hit the showers.

    22. Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e. Both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

    23. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

    24. The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have drunken carnal monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail her again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.

    25. It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

    26. Thou shall not buy a car in the colours of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.

    27. The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets a Playstation 3, end of story!

    28. There is no reason for guys to watch Figure Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.

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    As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are
    just a few reasons why:

    A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask,
    "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

    If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit
    around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's
    usually something more interesting.

    A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is,
    what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30
    give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you
    at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if
    you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can
    get away with it.

    Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what
    it's like to be unappreciated.

    A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women
    friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best
    friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.

    Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends
    because she knows her friends won't betray her.

    Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a
    woman over 30. They always know.

    A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true
    of younger women or drag queens.

    Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than
    her younger counterpart.

    Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you
    are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder
    where you stand with her.

    Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately,
    it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman
    of 30, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of
    himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

    Ladies, I apologize.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk
    for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against
    marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire
    pig, just to get a little sausage...

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    Hi All,

    I was emailing Joanne this afternoon with the announcement that Monday brings a change to the noon hour, Q107's On Demand Classic Rock Lunch Hour, and it brought up a question. When does New Rock become Classic Rock?

    Now I love the music Q plays, I have been listening for over 25 years. But I also like some of the 90's "alternative" rock. Now Joanne has played some Nirvana, Pearl Jam and Chili Peppers which I am fine with, but I'm left with the question. Is it an age thing? At what point does a new song become a classic?

    Does anyone have any good ideas?

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    Quote Originally Posted by runt158 View Post
    yes the phones ringing
    If it were Q107, they'd have already called to make sure you were by the phone, and told you that you were on a short-list for the cash grab. They usually call at about half-past for the 7:40, 1:40 or 5:40.
    What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Titanic have in common?

    They both look good until they hit the ice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by truenorthstrongnfree View Post
    That is one the best/worst puns in quite a while. Do manatees really pass large quantities of flammable gas?

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    Quote Originally Posted by polywog_23 View Post
    Hi All,

    I was emailing Joanne this afternoon with the announcement that Monday brings a change to the noon hour, Q107's On Demand Classic Rock Lunch Hour, and it brought up a question. When does New Rock become Classic Rock?

    Now I love the music Q plays, I have been listening for over 25 years. But I also like some of the 90's "alternative" rock. Now Joanne has played some Nirvana, Pearl Jam and Chili Peppers which I am fine with, but I'm left with the question. Is it an age thing? At what point does a new song become a classic?

    Does anyone have any good ideas?
    15 years, I guess?
    What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Titanic have in common?

    They both look good until they hit the ice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by psells View Post
    That is one the best/worst puns in quite a while. Do manatees really pass large quantities of flammable gas?
    Only the huge ones.
    What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Titanic have in common?

    They both look good until they hit the ice.

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    Sometimes you just need a laugh.

    Okay I'm done now.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mmmme... View Post
    Please, a note of caution! Do not try this at home!



    Sometimes when you are angry with someone,

    it helps to sit down & take a moment to cool off!

    Then you can think about some options for solving the issue.




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    Quote Originally Posted by karmac View Post
    Thanks for the answer. And I've had two, too. Bet the guys can't say that!
    Heck no! One trip to the doctor for the big "V" back in the early 90's was more than enough for me. Friends who claimed it was a piece of cake were either liars or they didn't have a surgeon who got his medical degree during the times of the Spanish inquisition. All these years later, I sum the experience up with two words - "NEVER AGAIN!"

    And yes, I was yelling on purpose.
    A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
    Never beam down in a red shirt!
    The reason the Captain gets the girl IS because he's the Captain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by electric_viking View Post
    As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are
    just a few reasons why:

    A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask,
    "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

    If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit
    around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's
    usually something more interesting.

    A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is,
    what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30
    give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you
    at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if
    you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can
    get away with it.

    Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what
    it's like to be unappreciated.

    A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women
    friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best
    friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.

    Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends
    because she knows her friends won't betray her.

    Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a
    woman over 30. They always know.

    A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true
    of younger women or drag queens.

    Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than
    her younger counterpart.

    Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you
    are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder
    where you stand with her.

    Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately,
    it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman
    of 30, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of
    himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

    Ladies, I apologize.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk
    for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against
    marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire
    pig, just to get a little sausage...
    that is hilarious, both of them

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    Quote Originally Posted by truenorthstrongnfree View Post
    Only the huge ones.

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