Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only)

[littlesmokeybearr]

Anyone find out the bonus code?

[littlesmokeybearr]

Hey SillieLoocie, thanks for the jokes, (and all you others).
I wouldn't of made it past the first floor.

[Berndawg]

Morning all

[littlesmokeybearr]

Morning BERNDAWG.

[Berndawg]

Did u get your Xmass card yet

[Owdatoon]

SillyLucie, the Husband/Wife store was excellent....true how very true...

some reason I can't give out reps....

[CarroGirl]

Attachment 4945

How cute is that?

[CarroGirl]

The Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman
may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a
description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of
the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may
choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next
floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor
the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The
third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the
fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and
Help With Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to
the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with
Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign
reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this
floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women
are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a new Wives store
just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

Now that is funny...........perhaps even with a wee element of truth???

[CarroGirl]

A fun seasonal quiz.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/carolquiz,0,7827105,post.triviaquiz

I got 80%

I got the same score as you.

[heartgirl99]

1115 winning word --- TRADITION

[Binbrook]

1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria, they're the only culture some people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

[littlesmokeybearr]

rep is back, wouldn't work for a bit.

[SillyLoocie]

Binbrook gets 10,000 bonus points for his points of clarity and truth!

[Old Clicker]

Club Q Bouns Code

Thanks

[littlesmokeybearr]

44 percent for me, I got a bah humbug. Oh well.