Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only)

[littlesmokeybearr]

Hey Mike, isn't that supposed to be Ignatieff in the middle now. With the stooges.

[littlesmokeybearr]

And don't ever believe the weather forecast. If you went opposite of what they said every time, you'd get the weather right more often.

[littlesmokeybearr]

What do call a prostitute with a runny nose?

[heartgirl99]

What do call a prostitute with a runny nose?

(groan! ---- i am dreading the answer to this one! )

ok, what, smokey? the suspense is KILLING me!

[littlesmokeybearr]

Full.

[BillyJack]

what do call a prostitute with a runny nose?

full

[heartgirl99]

ugh!!!!

you guys! !!!! YEESH!

[heartgirl99]

1115 --- holiday

[littlesmokeybearr]

Thanks Heartgirl, waiting for the word but wrong station on.

[littlesmokeybearr]

I'll try to keep the jokes cleaner.

[littlesmokeybearr]

Q,s down to only 2 pages of prizes, you'd think they'd increase the amount of prizes for x-mas.

[littlesmokeybearr]

Okay, there, I turned my mood to social.

[sunset99]

As it is my first visit to the site and in light of the recent automobile crisis I thought I dig up an old joke, hope you all like it and MANY THANKS for the the Q107 words
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At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If General Motors (GM) had kept up with the technology like the computer industry has, wewould all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release
stating: "If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all
be driving cars with the following characteristics:

l) For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.

2) Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to
buy a new car.

3) Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You
would have to pull over to the side of the road, close all of the car
windows, shut it off, restart it, and reopen the windows before you
could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.

4) Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn would cause
your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to
reinstall the engine.

5) Only one person at a time could use the car unless you bought
"CarNT", but then you would have to buy more seats.

6) Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was
reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive but would only run on
five percent of the roads.

7) The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all
be replaced by a single "General Protection Fault" warning light.

8) New seats would force everyone to have the same sized butt.

9) The airbag system would ask "are you SURE?" before deploying.

10)occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out
and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle,
turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

11)GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of
Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need
nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the
car's performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become
a target for investigation by the Justice Dept.

12)Every time GM introduced a new car, car buyers would have to learn
to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the
same manner as the old car.

13)You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.

[mike219]

Hey Mike, isn't that supposed to be Ignatieff in the middle now. With the stooges.

could be that michael should be in there, then we could have the 4 stooges!!!!

[mike219]

What do call a prostitute with a runny nose?

... i just had to laugh smokey even though it's gross if you think about it