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[heartgirl99]

Twas the night before Christmas at Rock-Away-Rest, And all of us seniors were looking our best.
Our glasses, how sparkly, our wrinkles how merry,
Our punch bowl held prune juice, plus three drops of sherry.

A bed sock was taped to each walker in hope, That Santa would bring us soft candy and soap.
We surely were lucky to be there with friends, Secure in this residence and in our Depends.

Our grandkids had sent us some Christmassy crafts, Like angels in snowsuits and penguins on rafts.
The bedpans, so shiny, all stood in a row, Reflecting our candle's magnificent glow.
Our supper so festive --the joy wouldn't stop -- Was creamy warm oatmeal with sprinkles on top.
Our salad was Jell-O, so jiggly and great, Then puree of fruitcake was spooned on each plate.

The Social Director, he had us play games, Like "Where Are You Living" and "What Are Your Names? Then out on the porch there arose quite a clatter, But we are so deaf that it just didn't matter.

A strange little fellow flew in through the door, Then tripped on the sill and fell flat on the floor. 'Twas just our director, all togged out in red. He jiggled and chuckled and patted each head.
We knew from the way that he strutted and jived, Our Old Age Pension cheques had just arrived.

We sang -- how we sang--in our monotone croak, 'Till the clock tinkled out its soft eight-pm stroke. And soon we were snuggling deep in our beds, While nurses distributed nocturnal meds.

And so ends our Christmas at Rock-Away-Rest.
Before long you'll be with us, we wish you the best. !!!!!!!

[Owdatoon]

Excellent, I can relate...

[heartgirl99]

Sleuth

The answer is "SNOW"

The previous answer was "FESTIVE".

HEY CLICKER!
is that a st jude bileaflet valve you're using as your avatar?

[Old Clicker]

HEY CLICKER!
is that a st jude bileaflet valve you're using as your avatar?

Carbomedics Aortic Model 500
Its what keeps me Clicking

[SillyLoocie]

Well we were decorating the Christmas Tree

and the family decided to take my picture.....


If you're interested I posted it in my profile...

hope it lightens up your Christmas or Festive Season...

hahahahahaha!!
love it!!

[SillyLoocie]

Twas the night before Christmas at Rock-Away-Rest, And all of us seniors were looking our best.
Our glasses, how sparkly, our wrinkles how merry,
Our punch bowl held prune juice, plus three drops of sherry.

A bed sock was taped to each walker in hope, That Santa would bring us soft candy and soap.
We surely were lucky to be there with friends, Secure in this residence and in our Depends.

Our grandkids had sent us some Christmassy crafts, Like angels in snowsuits and penguins on rafts.
The bedpans, so shiny, all stood in a row, Reflecting our candle's magnificent glow.
Our supper so festive --the joy wouldn't stop -- Was creamy warm oatmeal with sprinkles on top.
Our salad was Jell-O, so jiggly and great, Then puree of fruitcake was spooned on each plate.

The Social Director, he had us play games, Like "Where Are You Living" and "What Are Your Names? Then out on the porch there arose quite a clatter, But we are so deaf that it just didn't matter.

A strange little fellow flew in through the door, Then tripped on the sill and fell flat on the floor. 'Twas just our director, all togged out in red. He jiggled and chuckled and patted each head.
We knew from the way that he strutted and jived, Our Old Age Pension cheques had just arrived.

We sang -- how we sang--in our monotone croak, 'Till the clock tinkled out its soft eight-pm stroke. And soon we were snuggling deep in our beds, While nurses distributed nocturnal meds.

And so ends our Christmas at Rock-Away-Rest.
Before long you'll be with us, we wish you the best. !!!!!!!

How sweet Heartgirl!!

[heartgirl99]

1115 winning word --- ecstatic

[heartgirl99]

Carbomedics Aortic Model 500
Its what keeps me Clicking

nice... you only have to worry when you DON'T hear it any more!

[jimbo17480]

good morning all

[jimbo17480]

Seasons Greetings & Merry Christmas to you all

Click on the link

http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcard.asp?code=0212320003

[Old Clicker]

nice... you only have to worry when you DON'T hear it any more!

I listen for it often lol

[heartgirl99]

for the girls! --

"Why Is A Christmas Tree Better Than A Man"

1. A Christmas tree is always erect.
2. Even small ones give satisfaction.
3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
4. A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the
lights on.
5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
6. A Christmas tree has cute balls.
7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of
its balls.
8. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it's past its
'sell by' date.
9. You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.

[SillyLoocie]

for the girls! --

"Why Is A Christmas Tree Better Than A Man"

1. A Christmas tree is always erect.
2. Even small ones give satisfaction.
3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
4. A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the
lights on.
5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
6. A Christmas tree has cute balls.
7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of
its balls.
8. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it's past its
'sell by' date.
9. You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.

ROFL!!
Good one indeed.

[SillyLoocie]

Seasons Greetings & Merry Christmas to you all

Click on the link

http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcard.asp?code=0212320003

That was so nice Jimbo
xx

[heartgirl99]

.... and just to be fair -

"Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman"

1. A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas
trees you have had in the past.
2. Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical
devices.
3. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one
in the closet.
4. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.
5. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it.
6. When you are done with a Christmas tree, you can throw it
on the curb and have it hauled away.
7. A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas
trees.
8. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.
9. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it
in the back of your pickup truck.