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I'm out the door and have only enough time to say thank you everybody.
Tried resizing the picture but this is as good as I can get it without a lot of distortion....
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Good morning folks! Today's 8:20ish word is trousers
8:20AM Winning Word = Trousers
Thanks to everyone who "repped" me. I hope I got everyone back.
I'm new here, but I'm catching on quick!
Good morning everyone
A little Hump-Day humour
The Black Bra
I had lunch with two of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend:
The other night my boyfriend came over and found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.
The mistress:
The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"