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    Quote Originally Posted by heartgirl99 View Post
    what car?
    You can put you eyes back in now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarroGirl View Post
    Nice to come home to you guys!!!
    If only you could have dinner on the table!!
    Good heavens.... you sound like the guy in Babette's story....


    The Black Bra

    I had lunch with two of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went.


    My engaged friend:

    The other night my boyfriend came over and found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.

    The mistress:

    The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

    Then I had to share my story:

    When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarroGirl View Post
    Nice to come home to you guys!!!
    If only you could have dinner on the table!!
    And here I was, stripped down to the waist and waiting for you with roses... WOMEN!

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    *
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    And was I ever shocked when the courier guy showed up at my doorstep!
    Last edited by roxxyroller; Sat, Feb 7th, 2009 at 01:23 PM.

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    New Q-Picks for NASCAR up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by roxxyroller View Post
    And was I ever shocked when the courier guy showed up at my doorstep!
    Hell Rox... did you have to show them all what I really look like?

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    9.15 Word ... sorry

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    Thanks for todays answers, and the laughs too. A round of Reps for all.

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    You guys are all nuts LMAO No wonder this is the best thread HA HA HA Thanks for the words and cya all tomorrow - Thursday already - woohoo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hotyacht View Post
    hell rox... Did you have to show them all what i really look like?
    lol!
    Last edited by roxxyroller; Sat, Feb 7th, 2009 at 12:55 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by roxxyroller View Post
    Found in my sister's yearbook:

    In days of old when knights were bold
    And toilets weren't invented;
    They dropped their loads upon the roads,
    And walked away contented.
    LOL! I heard it a different way
    Last edited by roxxyroller; Sat, Feb 7th, 2009 at 01:07 PM.

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    Hope I managed to rep everyone today!!
    Looking forward to tomorrow's jokes and pics
    night all
    sweet dreams

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    Thanks for the words and laughs everyone!

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