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Wed, Feb 4th, 2009, 06:14 PM #8311Keep your head down
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You can put you eyes back in now.
Originally Posted by heartgirl99
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Wed, Feb 4th, 2009, 06:31 PM #8312Good heavens.... you sound like the guy in Babette's story.... Originally Posted by CarroGirl
The Black Bra
I had lunch with two of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend:
The other night my boyfriend came over and found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.
The mistress:
The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"
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Wed, Feb 4th, 2009, 06:34 PM #8313And here I was, stripped down to the waist and waiting for you with roses... WOMEN! Originally Posted by CarroGirl
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Wed, Feb 4th, 2009, 06:51 PM #8314
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Wed, Feb 4th, 2009, 06:56 PM #8315
And was I ever shocked when the courier guy showed up at my doorstep!
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Wed, Feb 4th, 2009, 07:21 PM #83166ffighter9
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New Q-Picks for NASCAR up.
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Wed, Feb 4th, 2009, 07:43 PM #8317Hell Rox... did you have to show them all what I really look like? Originally Posted by roxxyroller
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Wed, Feb 4th, 2009, 09:23 PM #8318
9.15 Word ... sorry
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Wed, Feb 4th, 2009, 09:24 PM #8319
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Wed, Feb 4th, 2009, 09:29 PM #8320
Thanks for todays answers, and the laughs too. A round of Reps for all.
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Wed, Feb 4th, 2009, 10:14 PM #8321Snow White DieHard
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You guys are all nuts LMAO No wonder this is the best thread HA HA HA Thanks for the words and cya all tomorrow - Thursday already - woohoo!
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Wed, Feb 4th, 2009, 10:20 PM #8322lol! Originally Posted by hotyacht
hell rox... Did you have to show them all what i really look like?
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Wed, Feb 4th, 2009, 10:58 PM #8323LOL! I heard it a different way Originally Posted by roxxyroller
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Wed, Feb 4th, 2009, 11:01 PM #8324
Hope I managed to rep everyone today!!
Looking forward to tomorrow's jokes and pics
night all
sweet dreams
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Wed, Feb 4th, 2009, 11:04 PM #8325
Thanks for the words and laughs everyone!
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