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[Owdatoon]

A nice old story with a different twist- will make you appreciate family.

My grandmother died in the 60s, but her birthday is coming up, and that always causes me to reminisce. The long walks we used to take to the store in town, the quarters she gave me for meaningless jobs like pulling weeds or washing the sidewalk...

Those gems were all good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grandmotherly advice, occurred when I was only about 13.

We were sitting in a park having just finished collecting some 40 soda bottles for the deposit money on a beautiful spring day.

She told me that one day, I would find a wonderful woman and start my own family.

'And always remember this thing,' she said. 'Be sure you marry a woman with small hands.'

'How come, Grandma?' I asked her.

She answered in her soft Newfoundland voice.

'Makes your dick look bigger.'

.....Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

[myopic_mouse]

A nice old story with a different twist- will make you appreciate family.

My grandmother died in the 60s, but her birthday is coming up, and that always causes me to reminisce. The long walks we used to take to the store in town, the quarters she gave me for meaningless jobs like pulling weeds or washing the sidewalk...

Those gems were all good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grandmotherly advice, occurred when I was only about 13.

We were sitting in a park having just finished collecting some 40 soda bottles for the deposit money on a beautiful spring day.

She told me that one day, I would find a wonderful woman and start my own family.

'And always remember this thing,' she said. 'Be sure you marry a woman with small hands.'

'How come, Grandma?' I asked her.

She answered in her soft Newfoundland voice.

'Makes your dick look bigger.'

.....Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

I think we had the same grandma! My nana could put sailors to shame

[myopic_mouse]

Things Got Ya
Down? Well Then, Consider These . . .

In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients
always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am ,
regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some
even thought it had something to do with the super natural. No one could
solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 am Sunday, so a
worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the
incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 am all of the
doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves
what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden
crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.
Just when the clock struck 11:00 , Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday
sweeper , entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could
use the vacuum cleaner.


Still think you are having a Bad Day ????

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly
current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

[CarroGirl]

Thanks to all so far for the smiles and answers

[WULFMAN]

11:15 'er is >>> PLEASURE

[littlesmokeybearr]

You mean it's only tuesday!

really!!!

[myopic_mouse]

Why hello everyone!!

Quick question re: "rep power" do I get more bars when I rep or when I'm repped??

[Gebraroest]

thanks

[littlesmokeybearr]

Good afternoon, finally done work, c u

[whomeno]

4:15 word = acoustic

[mccorda21]

4:15PM Winning Word = Acoustic

[Kells]

The sleuth for today is:

TWILIGHT

Page 3 under Kindle 2

Thnx for the answers Loocie

[Owdatoon]

Why hello everyone!!

Quick question re: "rep power" do I get more bars when I rep or when I'm repped??

I believe more bars when you get repped....

[waynethegolfer]

Thanks for all the words today.

[waynethegolfer]

I kinda miss those bailout points.