Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only)

[BillyJack]

WEDNESDAY, May 6/09

9:15pm Winning Word = RAIN was posted above first by fast-fingers MIKE! DAMN!





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[heartgirl99]

A Newfie was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.

The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.

When the Newfie returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!

Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?

The Newfie nodded...'I'll tell you though, Lard tunderin Jesus, I t'aut I was goin to drop dead on dat tird day.

'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.

'No, from the ****in' skippin'

[mike219]

hi heartgirl

[heartgirl99]

hi mike
thanks for the flowers

[heartgirl99]

who won boss in a box?
anyone hear the name?

[maggierocks]

who won boss in a box?
anyone hear the name?

I wish I knew so they could see me crying

[heartgirl99]

aw!

[whomeno]

been listening for most of the day on and off...didn't hear the winner's name mentioned....no one called me, so I guess I'm not going to see Bruce after all!

[6ffightr9]

Actually littlesmokeybearr the Zamboni was invented by a californian italian named Zamboni

[rockit]

for those going to the Bruce Springsteen show have a great time
I'll be there in the 300's - 18 rows up back to the wall
rockin away
the weekend comes early this week

[tommygunn]

Thursday Trivia

Hello, Mr. Prime Minister - A
Let's Go Green Canada! - C
Sports Trivia - C
This Day in Canadian History - A

[tommygunn]

DID YOU KNOW THIS:?

His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while
trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming
from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog.

There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming
and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what
could have been a slow and terrifying death.

The next day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the Scotsman's sparse
surroundings. An elegantly dressed nobleman stepped out and introduced
himself as the father of the boy Farmer Fleming had saved.

'I want to repay you,' said the nobleman. 'You saved my son's life.'

'No, I can't accept payment for what I did,' the Scottish farmer replied
waving off the offer.. At that moment, the farmer's own son came to the
door of the family hovel.

'Is that your son?' the nobleman asked.

'Yes,' the farmer replied proudly.

'I'll make you a deal. Let me provide him with the level of education my
own son will enjoy. If the lad is anything like his father, he'll no doubt
grow to be a man we both will be proud of.' And that he did.

Farmer Fleming's son attended the very best schools and in time,
graduated from St. Mary's Hospital Medical School in London, and went on
to become known throughout the world as the noted Sir Alexander Fleming,
the discoverer of Penicillin.

Years afterwards, the same nobleman's son who was saved from the bog was
stricken with pneumonia.

What saved his life this time? Penicillin.

The name of the nobleman? Lord Randolph Churchill .. his son's name?


Sir Winston Churchill.


Someone once said: What goes around comes around.

Before posting, some of you really need to check with snopes.com to see if your stories are actually true or not.

[maggierocks]

for those going to the Bruce Springsteen show have a great time
I'll be there in the 300's - 18 rows up back to the wall
rockin away
the weekend comes early this week

Just rub it in why don't ya ,sob... I am distraught even with those gazillion to one odds. Signed Boss in a depressed box.......

[waynethegolfer]

Good morning all no tickets here

[waynethegolfer]

Sounds like we still have a chance.