Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only)

[littlesmokeybearr]

has bbq first

[gtown gal]

has bbq first

?? What are you saying?

[Owdatoon]

[littlesmokeybearr]

...hope everyone knows that Canadian blondes are far more intelligent than any in the U.S. or other parts of the world....just a piece of trivia for ya'll...

Damn right!!!!!!!!

[littlesmokeybearr]

They where talking about bbq's just before saying the meat word.

[gtown gal]

got it now, typo, you meant had not has....still drinking my first coffee

[littlesmokeybearr]

you just made my day,,,hahahaha,thanks big reps for that blonde joke,giggle

There is absulotely no smoke coming from the cigeratte, thus meaning she was smart enough to put it out long before attempting the gas can.

[littlesmokeybearr]

Okay - Is that a BLONDE moment or a US citizen moment?? Look at the licence plate......Uhhhhhmmmmmmm

I meant this one

[littlesmokeybearr]

Thanks for all the winning words and trivia answers

Let's have another blonde moment...

Okay, this one.

[gtown gal]

Here's one for Wayne

This is an actual sign posted at a golf club in California :


1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN.
4. AVOID A QUICK BACKSWING.
5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
7. IF YOU’RE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.
8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
9. QUIET PLEASE WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE.

NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL,

GO OUTSIDE & TEE OFF!

[dorrdon]

That's a Russian number plate on that car, not an American plate.
Here's an example:

[Owdatoon]

Sleuth = support

[myopic_mouse]

Hey the 9:15 word is just for you!!! SUCCESS!!!!! Congrats.
P.S. I WON $1000.00 cash today from a contest I entered at Pepsi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sounds like the 9:15 suits you too!!

[Kells]

That's a Russian number plate on that car, not an American plate.
Here's an example:

Russian blondes are not very swift. As they say, the lights are on and no one is home!!
Either way, It's not a Canuck blonde!!!

[littlesmokeybearr]

I AM CANADIAN
I am in the minority in Calgary , Vancouver , Toronto
and every casino in this country.
I am allowed to skydive and smoke, but not allowed to drive without a seat belt.

All the money I make until mid July must go to paying taxes.

I live and work among people who believe Americans are Ignorant....

These same people cannot name this country's new territory.

On April 1st, 1999, the map of Canada changed for the first time in 50 years with the creation of Nunavut Territory .
The Northwest Territories was split and approximately 2 million square kilometers of the central and eastern arctic became ' Nunavut '.

Although I am sometimes forced to live on hamburgers and don't have a pot to piss in,

I sleep well knowing that my taxes helped purchase a nice six figure home in Vancouver for some unskilled @$!%.

Although they are unpatriotic and constantly try to separate...

Quebec still provides most of my nation's prime ministers.

95% of my nation's international conflicts are over fish.

I am being told that paying a 200% tax on alcohol is fair.

I am also being told that the same tax on gasoline is also fair.

Even if I have no idea what happened to that old rifle my
Grandfather gave me when I was 14, I will be considered a criminal if I don't register it.

I am being told that spending $15 billion to promote the French language in the rest of Canada is fair when the province of Quebec doesn't support or recognize the English language.

I am being told that paying $1million for 3 Stripes

('The Voice of Fire' painting in Ottawa )
by the National Art Gallery was a good purchase, even though 99% of this country didn't want it or will ever see it.

When I look at my pension and realize that I take home a third of what I actually make, I say
'Oh well, at least we have better health care than the Americans.'

I must bail out big corporations who drive their business into the ground and say,

'yeah that's ok.'
When they move all their manufacturing plants and jobs to a third world country and say,
'no problem.'

My National Anthem has versions in both official languages.
Canada is the highest taxed nation in North America, the biggest Military buffer for the United States, and the number one destination for fleeing terrorists.

I am not an angry person.

I am one pissed off taxpayer,

who is broke
I am Canadian !!!