Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only)

[maggierocks]

Wow you guys get wilder and wilder by the day!!!!! this is always my first stop for a morning pick me up!!!!!!!!!!! Funny.........

[littlesmokeybearr]

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out- "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"

Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."

Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it.

So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse! "

Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"

Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!"

Ma says,"Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."

So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"

Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"

Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, "Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"

To which Ma replies, "Hurt's, don't it ?!"

[maggierocks]

Wow you guys get wilder and wilder by the day!!!!! this is always my first stop for a morning pick me up!!!!!!!!!!! Funny.........

Hey being bonde rocks...(even if it comes out of a bottle, to cover those little moments)

[whomeno]

...nice work on the license plate, Don...thanks for posting for us...

[kenrod]

11:15 Winning Word: ROCK

[littlesmokeybearr]

No one like's the Hurtz Donut joke.

[rockit]

thnx 4 the morning words and trivia

[Owdatoon]

Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. Shewrites:


Dear Grand-daughter,

The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker.

I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.

So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.

Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed.

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed.

It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed.

I found that lots of people love Jesus!

While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love of God!'

'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'

What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!

Everyone started honking!

I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people.

I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!

There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him
yelling something about a sunny beach.

I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air.

I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.

He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.

Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign right back.

My grandson burst out laughing.

Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!!

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me.

I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed.

So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on through the intersection.

I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared.

So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!!

Will write again soon,

Love, Grandma

[marcianne]

...hope everyone knows that Canadian blondes are far more intelligent than any in the U.S. or other parts of the world....just a piece of trivia for ya'll...

Agreed

[KarlB]

Well, my home network is really slow again today, but I'm still going to

attempt to post Kim's 4:15 Winning Word!!

Here we go!

VU

KarlB

[Kells]

415 winning word is: VULTURE

[KarlB]

Well, my home network is really slow again today, but I'm still going to

attempt to post Kim's 4:15 Winning Word!!

Here we go!

VULTURE

KarlB

[kenrod]

4:15 Winning Word: VULTURE

[KarlB]

Wow, did my system ever hiccup!! The board told me I posted twice!!

Looking up, I guess I DID, somehow... but only hit "enter" once!


Weird...

KarlB


Oh, by the way - brace for thunderstorms this evening!!!

[6ffightr9]

There is absulotely no smoke coming from the cigeratte, thus meaning she was smart enough to put it out long before attempting the gas can.

How do you put a cigarette out and still have a good wad of ash on the end. If you say there is no smoke, I say there is ash.