Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only)

[mccorda21]

11:15AM Winning Word = Free

[rockit]

11:15 winning word - free

[Stewy]

[marcianne]

Club Q Bonus Code:

Hangover

[Kells]

Someone pass me some tylenol!!!!! I was out on Lake ontario On the boat Saturday and when that storm blew in the waves were so high I got thrown outa my seat like a ragdoll. I hurt all over!!!!! That was wicked using the head was impossible and after a couple beers wow!!!! I'm one hurting machine!!!!!!

MY GOSH!!! I am so glad that you were not thrown overboard or injured any worse.
Sit back relax and have a few hot toddies to heal you and warm you!!

[littlesmokeybearr]

No, no, no....ginger ale and a splash of lime......Nice and relaxing......

I meant I'll get OJ Simpson, hear he likes vodka

[littlesmokeybearr]

Club Q Bonus Code:

Hangover

Really, let's give us at least 5 games.

[littlesmokeybearr]

Skinny Dipping


An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back.

It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange, and lime trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked..'

Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'

Some old men can still think fast.

[littlesmokeybearr]

A Newfie and two Indians were walking through the woods.

All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering,

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!

He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Newfie was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about,.

'Was the other Indian crazy or what?'

The Indian replied 'No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful squaw in there waiting for us.

Just then they came upon another cave.

The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered,

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'

Immediately, there was the answer.

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' from deep inside.

He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.

The Newfie wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave.

As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking,

'Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found.

There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!'

He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' Like the others, he then heard an answering call, 'WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!'

With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.

The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read...............


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NAKED NEWFIE RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!

[mccorda21]

4:15PM Winning Word = Chapter

[3Dave3]

Great thread! I've looked often but now I'm signing up!

Dave...

[waynethegolfer]

Good evening all, it was a good day to work inside

[waynethegolfer]

thanks for todays words

[Kells]

Great thread! I've looked often but now I'm signing up!

Dave...

Another new comer...WELCOME!!! Hope you enjoy your stay....Have fun!

[maggierocks]

Great thread! I've looked often but now I'm signing up!

Dave...

WELCOME!!!!!!!