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    Quote Originally Posted by Kells View Post
    is it real or is it Memorex??? LMAO - are you just pretending to work?? There are people here at my office that do that all day long (pretent to work)...LOL and get paid good money to do it...UGH!!
    I'm the only one hereon days in facilities, and run an a school that takes up an entire block.
    I shouldn't even have time to be on here, but,

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    Quote Originally Posted by myopic_mouse View Post
    Ya, we've got a few people like that here too, I only pretend once in a while (but no big bucks here!)
    Is 25 an hour any good after 26 years with the board.

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    Quote Originally Posted by littlesmokeybearr View Post
    Is 25 an hour any good after 26 years with the board.

    Um................

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    OOOOhhhhh, look!
    I have a STAR under my rep power now! yay
    Last edited by myopic_mouse; Thu, Jun 11th, 2009 at 12:11 PM. Reason: *

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    I don't see any foreclosures on these homes.










    Could you go to sleep at night and not wonder if these houses would be there the next morning?




    Take a deep breath and look below...

    # 1



    DON'T WANT VISITORS? JUST UNHOOK THE CABLE.

    # 2



    MOST PEOPLE USE TREES FOR A WINDBREAK

    # 3



    CONSIDER THE PANIC IF YOU HEAR A BRANCH CRACK...

    # 4



    HOW DID THEY GET THAT CAR IN THERE?

    # 5



    LONG CLIMB AFTER A DAY'S WORK!

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    TREE BELOW...FLOWERS ABOVE....SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST WEIRD!
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    NOT DURING HURRICANE SEASON, THANK YOU
    # 8

    GOT A LITTLE PROBLEM WITH DAMPNESS AT YOUR HOUSE?
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    I'VE HEARD OF PEOPLE'S BRIDGEWORK BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
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    BETTER TALK TO AL GORE ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING!


    JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU HAVE SEEN EVERYTHING!!!!!! OH! MY GOSH!!!!!



















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    Wayne, didn't see it, don't think pics came out, did on my end

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    can't see the pics, smokey

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    What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
    A: They both look good until they hit the ice.

    What's the difference between the Toronto Maple Leafs and a cigarette vending machine?
    A: The vending machine has Players!

    What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and whales have in common?
    A: They both get totally confused when surrounded by ice.

    Why are the Toronto Maple Leafs like Canada Post?
    A: They both wear uniforms and don't deliver!

    Why doesn't Hamilton have an NHL team?
    A: Because then Toronto would want one...

    What do the Toronto Maple Leafs, Toronto Argonauts and the Toronto Blue Jays all have in common besides being based in Toronto?
    A. None of them can play hockey.

    What do you call 30 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup Playoffs?
    A. The Toronto Maple Leafs.

    What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and Billy Graham have in common?
    A. They both can make 20,000 peo ple stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'.

    How do you keep the Toronto Maple Leafs out of your yard?
    A. Put up a goal net.

    What do you call a Toronto Maple Leaf with a Stanley Cup ring?
    A. A thief.

    What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and possums have in common?
    A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

    How many Toronto Maple Leafs does it take to win a Stanley Cup?
    A. Nobody knows... And we may never find out.


    This guy says to the bartender, “Can my dog and I watch the Toronto Maple Leafs hockey game here? My cable is out, and my dog and I always watch the game together.”

    The bartender replies, “Normally, dogs wouldn’t be allowed in my bar, but it’s not very busy right now, so you and the dog can have a seat at the end of the bar. But, if there’s any trouble with you or the dog, I’ll have to ask you to leave.”

    The guy agrees, and he and his dog start watching the game. Pretty soon, the Leafs manage to score a goal and the excited dog jumps up on the bar, barks loudly, does a back flip and runs over to the bartender and gives him a high-five.

    The bartender says, “Wow, that’s pretty cool! What does he do when they win a game ?”

    The guys answers, “No idea, I’ve only had him for 3 years.”



    The last time the Maple Leafs won the Stanley Cup most of their fans were in diapers.
    Coincidentally, the next time they win it those same fans will be back in diapers again...

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    Quote Originally Posted by heartgirl99 View Post
    What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
    A: They both look good until they hit the ice.

    What's the difference between the Toronto Maple Leafs and a cigarette vending machine?
    A: The vending machine has Players!

    What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and whales have in common?
    A: They both get totally confused when surrounded by ice.

    Why are the Toronto Maple Leafs like Canada Post?
    A: They both wear uniforms and don't deliver!

    Why doesn't Hamilton have an NHL team?
    A: Because then Toronto would want one...

    What do the Toronto Maple Leafs, Toronto Argonauts and the Toronto Blue Jays all have in common besides being based in Toronto?
    A. None of them can play hockey.

    What do you call 30 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup Playoffs?
    A. The Toronto Maple Leafs.

    What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and Billy Graham have in common?
    A. They both can make 20,000 peo ple stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'.

    How do you keep the Toronto Maple Leafs out of your yard?
    A. Put up a goal net.

    What do you call a Toronto Maple Leaf with a Stanley Cup ring?
    A. A thief.

    What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and possums have in common?
    A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

    How many Toronto Maple Leafs does it take to win a Stanley Cup?
    A. Nobody knows... And we may never find out.


    This guy says to the bartender, “Can my dog and I watch the Toronto Maple Leafs hockey game here? My cable is out, and my dog and I always watch the game together.”

    The bartender replies, “Normally, dogs wouldn’t be allowed in my bar, but it’s not very busy right now, so you and the dog can have a seat at the end of the bar. But, if there’s any trouble with you or the dog, I’ll have to ask you to leave.”

    The guy agrees, and he and his dog start watching the game. Pretty soon, the Leafs manage to score a goal and the excited dog jumps up on the bar, barks loudly, does a back flip and runs over to the bartender and gives him a high-five.

    The bartender says, “Wow, that’s pretty cool! What does he do when they win a game ?”

    The guys answers, “No idea, I’ve only had him for 3 years.”



    The last time the Maple Leafs won the Stanley Cup most of their fans were in diapers.
    Coincidentally, the next time they win it those same fans will be back in diapers again...
    Next year, Heartgirl

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    is it a leaf bashin day?
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    Quote Originally Posted by littlesmokeybearr View Post
    I'm the only one hereon days in facilities, and run an a school that takes up an entire block.
    I shouldn't even have time to be on here, but,
    are you in facilities? I am a Sr. Facilities Technician (yes, I know, I am a girl)...LOL
    keep smiling
    Cheers, Kells

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    Quote Originally Posted by myopic_mouse View Post
    oooohhhhh, look!
    i have a star under my rep power now! Yay
    yeah!!!!!
    keep smiling
    Cheers, Kells

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    Could you go to sleep at night and not wonder if these houses would be there the next morning?http://www.hoax-slayer.com/house-weird-places.shtml
    TDV

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    Quote Originally Posted by littlesmokeybearr View Post
    Next year, Heartgirl

    I'm with you Smokey! Although, I did have one hellova laugh HG!! I gotta print it out and show the girls at work. I'm laughin my a** off in the clinic and people are wonderin what the hell I'm laughin at

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    always happy to make someone smile! as for the leafs... they just make me laugh!

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