Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only)

[littlesmokeybearr]

stanley for the 11:15 am

[shaman2263]

I hope your Pens have watched this marcianne

[myopic_mouse]

LONDONLAWYER V GLASGOW COP







A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper.

He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!!

Glasgowcop says, "Licenceand registration, please"



London Lawyer says, "What for?"

Glasgowcop says, "Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign"

London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming"

Glasgowcop says "Ye still didnae come to a complete stop.Licenceand registration, please"

London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Glasgowcop says, "The difference is, ye huvte to come to complete stop, that's the law, Licenceand registration, please!"

London Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you mylicenceand registration,and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'

Glasgowcop says "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir"

The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the f*ck out of the lawyer and says "Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow doon

Good one!

[Kells]

Wonderland bonus code: BEHEMOTH (worth 20,000 points)

[shaman2263]

[Kells]

Surveys are up!!!!

[rockit]

thnx 4 the morning words
and a behemoth thnx 2 Kells for the wonderland bonus
have a great day
now i have to work on getting a headache so i can leave work early and watch the game

[zach1972]

Sleuth Trivia:

BIZZARE

[Owdatoon]

A Somalian arrives in Vancouver as a new immigrant to Canada. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. Canadian for letting me in this country, giving me housing, money for food, free medical care, free education and no taxes!'

The passerby says, 'I am so sorry, you are mistaken, I am from India.'

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. 'Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in Canada!'

The person says, 'I not Canadian, I Vietnamese.'

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful Canada!'

That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East, I am not Canadian!'

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you a Canadian?'

She says, 'No, I am from Africa!'

Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Canadians?'

The African lady checks her watch and says, 'Probably at work.'

[Kells]

Where's Looccie and Old CLicker and Shooter1 and the rest of the gang?
I am missing them all.... Hope all is well with everyone!

[Stewy]

I heard about the lock thing. First time up north and neighbour told me I have 18 trees across my driveway. My driveway is one mile long though the bush only accessable by extreme 4 X 4.
Got 43" x 18" x 15" Super Swampers on my 91 blazer.

I hear ya. When I first got up here at the end of may there were two trees across the road and all I had with me was a hatchet. Good thing there was lots of beer in the truck. I went out the next day and bought a chainsaw and not a limb has fallen since.

[myopic_mouse]

Wonderland bonus code: BEHEMOTH (worth 20,000 points)

Thanks, Kells!!

[myopic_mouse]

A Somalian arrives in Vancouver as a new immigrant to Canada. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. Canadian for letting me in this country, giving me housing, money for food, free medical care, free education and no taxes!'

The passerby says, 'I am so sorry, you are mistaken, I am from India.'

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. 'Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in Canada!'

The person says, 'I not Canadian, I Vietnamese.'

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful Canada!'

That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East, I am not Canadian!'

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you a Canadian?'

She says, 'No, I am from Africa!'

Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Canadians?'

The African lady checks her watch and says, 'Probably at work.'

You are sooooooooo bad!! (but funny)

[thehockeyguru]

Thanks Kells, behemoth put me over 7M points

[Owdatoon]

I will be wearing my official Pittsburgh Penguin neck tie circe 1969...whilst I watch the game...

wide black tie with white polka dots and inside the white polka dots is the penguin with a hockey stick...