Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only)

[wizeguy]

oh that cute.
a man walks up to his wife and hands her a cup of water and 2 tylenol. she says "what's this for? I have no headache" he replies, "good, let's *@#%" :sex:

[wizeguy]

hi whomeno. t.v says no rain, so there probably will be. bring an umberella just incase.

[mjones58]

Just dropping by to grab words, catch up on the news and run away. Feel like a bandit in the night. Two more days of 16 hour days and then I'm free to help out again. Cheers all!

[heartgirl99]

hi whomeno. t.v says no rain, so there probably will be. bring an umberella just incase.

i'm hearing a thunderstorm right now!

[heartgirl99]

here's one to balance my last one:

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and
you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.

The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when
you father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years".
"I remember that too", she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today!"

[wizeguy]

ewww!!!! That's cold. Now there is a man thats gettin no nukee for a while.
your lucky to have a thunderstorm blow through. I'm in scarborough and I dont hear or see anythiong. I love!!! a good lightning storm.

[heartgirl99]

night guys!

[wizeguy]

night night H G

[rockit]

thnx 4 the 4:15 & 9:15 winners

[rockit]

I'm hearing thunder

[wizeguy]

"If you chose, to lead you must follow. But if you fall, you fall alone. If you should stand, then who's to guide you? If I knew the way, I would take you home."
(Rest in peace Jerry)

Good night Q-sters

[waynethegolfer]

Hi all you crazy Q-sters. Hope you got your tickets for the big 32. Some lucky shmoe up near waynethegolfer, in Hollands landing, won $110 worth of tickets off Kim this aft. I hope my 1 ticket wins.

Why do you think I leave near Hollands Landing? I'm a Toronto boy.

[waynethegolfer]

Good Morning Qsters

[heartgirl99]

morning, wayne!

[heartgirl99]

July 16

hello --- A
let'sgo --- B
tdich --- C