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    Quote Originally Posted by shaman2263 View Post
    I'd love some of your muffin SL
    tsk tsk tsk!

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    Good morning fellow Q Canucks! It is a terrific day out. Perfect for playing hookey. Whatever you have on tap today, make it an excellent "Almost Friday" type of day!

    11:15 Winning Word: marriage

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    thanks

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    Quote Originally Posted by littlesmokeybearr View Post
    YOU'VE GOTTA LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE

    A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.


    "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the
    morning!"
    He slams the door and returns to bed.
    "Who was that?" asked his wife.
    "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
    "Did you help him?" she asks.
    "No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain
    out there!"

    "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't
    you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him,
    and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
    The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the
    pounding rain.
    He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
    "Yes," comes back the answer.
    "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
    "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
    "Where are you?" asks the husband. "Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.

    The good jokes always stickaround

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    thnx 4 the morning words and trivia

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    Skinny little white Newfie goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this Huge black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little Newfie staring at him, he looks down and says: '7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown.'
    The little white Newfie faints and falls to the floor.
    The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, 'What's wrong with you?'
    In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?'
    The big dude says, 'I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me..... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3pounds each and my name is Turner Brown.'
    The little white Newfie says:
    'Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jazus, I tought you said, 'Turn around!'

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    very funny! LOL!

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    I was late for Loocie's muffins and the 11:15 am winning word but here to thank everyone for all the answers. You guys rock

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    Yesterday I had a flat tire on the 401. so I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk.

    I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic.

    They look so life like you wouldn't believe! They are in trench coats, exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.

    I started to change my tire, and to my surprise, cars started slowing down looking at my life-like men. And of course, traffic started backing up.

    Everybody was tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before an OPP pulled up behind me.

    He got out of his car and started walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!

    "What's going on here?"

    "My car has a flat tire," I said calmly.

    "Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the
    road?"

    I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him,
    "Hello-o-o-o- o-o, those are my emergency flashers!"

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    Lol!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Owdatoon View Post
    Yesterday I had a flat tire on the 401. so I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk.

    I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic.

    They look so life like you wouldn't believe! They are in trench coats, exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.

    I started to change my tire, and to my surprise, cars started slowing down looking at my life-like men. And of course, traffic started backing up.

    Everybody was tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before an OPP pulled up behind me.

    He got out of his car and started walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!

    "What's going on here?"

    "My car has a flat tire," I said calmly.

    "Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the
    road?"

    I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him,
    "Hello-o-o-o- o-o, those are my emergency flashers!"
    Love it!!! Thanks for the laughs and all the words! You guyz are the bestest!!!!!!

    K >:]

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    Quote Originally Posted by waynethegolfer View Post
    Why do you think I leave near Hollands Landing? I'm a Toronto boy.

    Hi waynethegolfer. I am sorry, I guess I,m mistaken. I thought I saw River Park Drive, under your avatar, and I know thats up in Hollands Landing. My mistake.

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    After reading through the last few threads, (I havent stopped chucklin at the haha'a yet), I realize I was refering to KarlB. SSSAAAAAWWWWWEEEEEEEEE. hehe

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    Grandmaster Flash is playing at the Rokbar in Hamilton!!!!!

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    Hi everyone!

    Let's see if Kim's On Time with The Word!!

    Here it is:

    POULTRY

    KarlB


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