Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only)

[sapphire]

I wonder how many people will be brave enough today to ride to Port Dover for a chilly Friday the 13th. I think I'll stay inside where it's nice and warm. I'm more of a fair weather rider myself.

[waynethegolfer]

The 8:20 winning word is ..... beef

[mccorda21]

8:20 Word = Beef

[SillyLoocie]

--- ;Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomer's.
They include:
Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker .
Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
The Bee Gees -- -
How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
Roberta Flack---
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
Johnny Nash ---
I Can't See Clearly Now.
Paul Simon---
Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
Marvin Gaye ---
Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
Procol Harem---
A Whiter Shade of Hair.
Leo Sayer ---
You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
The Temptations ---
Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
Abba---
Denture Queen.
Tony Orlando ---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
Helen Reddy ---
I Am Woman , Hear Me Snore.
Leslie Gore---
It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.

And Last but NOT least

Willie Nelson ---
On the Commode Again

"Don't Worry About Anything, pray about everything, and always be thankful."

[Kells]

--- ;Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomer's.
They include:
Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker .
Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
The Bee Gees -- -
How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
Roberta Flack---
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
Johnny Nash ---
I Can't See Clearly Now.
Paul Simon---
Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
Marvin Gaye ---
Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
Procol Harem---
A Whiter Shade of Hair.
Leo Sayer ---
You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
The Temptations ---
Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
Abba---
Denture Queen.
Tony Orlando ---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
Helen Reddy ---
I Am Woman , Hear Me Snore.
Leslie Gore---
It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.

And Last but NOT least

Willie Nelson ---
On the Commode Again

"Don't Worry About Anything, pray about everything, and always be thankful."

LOL - that scares me more that Friday the 13th.....I grew up with them and knows all those songs...hehehehehe

[Binbrook]

I wonder how many people will be brave enough today to ride to Port Dover for a chilly Friday the 13th. I think I'll stay inside where it's nice and warm. I'm more of a fair weather rider myself.

I'm with you. I will not be riding to Dover today. I doubt I will even go, even tho it is only a 45 min drive.

[Old Clicker]

Friday Sleuth

Follow

In craftsman tandem cooler

[SillyLoocie]

Friday Sleuth

Follow

In craftsman tandem cooler

Thank you very kindly Old Clicker!

[Old Clicker]

Proof that Men Have Better Friends...

Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night.
The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house.
The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night.
The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house.
The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.

[SillyLoocie]

Proof that Men Have Better Friends...

Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night.
The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house.
The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night.
The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house.
The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.

[Writer]

My "dumputer" is not opening the link on the "Q" to listen live.
I wonder if it's just me??

Clear the cache. In IE7 do that by deleting the Browser History under Tools > Internet Options.

[Owdatoon]

Does Your Computer Have A Virus?

The RONALD REAGAN virus:
saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

The JESSE JACKSON virus:
warns you constantly about illegitimate file reproduction, while illegitimately reproducing files in the background.

The MIKE TYSON virus:
quits after two bytes.

The OPRAH WINFREY virus:
your 300 MB hard drive shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands to restabilize around 200 MB.

The PROZAC virus:
totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.

The JOEY BUTTAFUOCO virus:
only attacks minor files.

The ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER virus:
terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.

The LORENA BOBBITT virus:
reformats your hard drive into a 3.5-inch floppy, then discards it through Windows.

The AL GORE virus:
causes your computer to just keep counting.

The CLINTON virus:
gives you a 7-inch hard drive with NO memory.

The BOB DOLE (AKA: VIAGRA) virus:
makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

The LEWINSKY virus:
sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e- mails everyone about what it did.

[waynethegolfer]

The 11:20 winning word is ..... love

[BillyJack]

"Love" how you posted the 11:20ish Winning Word WayneTheGolfer!

[shaman2263]

did everyone see the thread for Berndawg's birthday?

http://forum.smartcanucks.ca/65956-h...rndawg-canada/