Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only)

[waynethegolfer]

Here's one for Wayne

This is an actual sign posted at a golf club in California :

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN.
4. AVOID A QUICK BACKSWING.
5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
7. IF YOU’RE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.
8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
9. QUIET PLEASE WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE.

NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL,

GO OUTSIDE & TEE OFF!

The rules I live by.

[littlesmokeybearr]

How do you put a cigarette out and still have a good wad of ash on the end. If you say there is no smoke, I say there is ash.

Okay, she wasn't takin' a drag for a while and it went out.

[waynethegolfer]

The 8:20 is ..... jukebox.....

[Kells]

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[CarroGirl]

Thanks to everyone for helping us all out and all the jokes etc.

[Old Clicker]

Friday Sleuth

The answer is "BLAME"
The previous answer was "SUPPORT".

Fuji Finepix

[mccorda21]

Sleuth = Blame

[maggierocks]

thanks for the sleuth OLD CLICKER!!!!!

[maggierocks]

I just Fed EX'd all my paper work for Pepsi.. Should see my $1000,00 cheque before next Wedneday!!!!! yeeehaaa

[shaman2263]

Nice one!!

[putt]

thank-you, rockit! thanks to everyone else that post the winning words/ i actually listen to Q and totally miss on occasion...

[dorrdon]

Thanks for the sleuth today!

[TheKrust]

I just Fed EX'd all my paper work for Pepsi.. Should see my $1000,00 cheque before next Wedneday!!!!! yeeehaaa

That's awesome!!!! Congrats!

[myopic_mouse]

A big Ol' HAPPY FRIDAY!! to everyone

Thanks for all the words, reps and a whole bunch of fun!!
Lets hope for some sun this weekend

[myopic_mouse]

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Washyour hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry off.
Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
Admire wiener size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed.