Things i would never do

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Originally Posted by vesper

Pee into the wind

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbeGlGwLoIA

hurt my pets

Be intimidated by grumpy people who are annoyed by a crying baby.

forget to set my alarm

Throw Michael Vick into a pit with rabid animals.
Nevermind.
I lied.

hurt loved ones

intentionally hurt someone i love

eat my own weight in bacon

let myself be broken by a man again

sell my soul

Be mean to a person

forget to flush

run out of toilet paper

wipe with poison oak or ivy...LoL

get piercings

try to do this:
https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/1...rQw-m2fcg2.gif

sit my boys in a bowl of ice water

drink from the toilet

Wear same cloths 3 days in a row.... Oh wait! Stupid planning on this trip!

lick my elbow

get a tattoo

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Originally Posted by salady

get a tattoo

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face tattoo

Drive though the mountains in a snow storm without winter tires.

eat my own limb

wife swap (someone I know was talking about this :shock:)

eat a buttered banana and peanut butter sandwich, makes me want to puke thinking about it

be on reality tv

play hockey witout a cup on

Deny a cute little cat some pets when they request it.

kick an animal