DH/DW pissed me off because... (in honour of Kelly making me laugh)

[RSAS]

She's a snuggler when she's sick...not when it's just a little cough or stuffed nose...only when it's a full on leaky faucet nose, hack up a lung cough kinda sick...

eww my DH is one of those too. Its sooo gross. I actually went and slept on the couch the other night because he kept trying to snuggle and it was keeping me awake and repulsing me. I may have married him "in sickness and in health" but I don't need to be that close when he is sick!

[vesper]

I haev never married nor lived with a woman... if I did... this would be me

[danger_dan]

^ your avi isn't very big...but the resemblance is striking!

[RSAS]

oooh I should find him some nyquil... he definitely defines "man cold"

[danger_dan]

sneezing, coughing, burping...into the telephone...she does it with me all the time

[alicia]

^^ hot lady you've got there DD

[danger_dan]

^^ hot lady you've got there DD

damn right she is!

[wolfwoman]

he wants me to get all the insurance papers for all the trucks and toys, make massive changes to the insurance and get quotes for another agency thru a fax when mine died AND he wants it all done yesterday. Plus he's getting pi**ed off because it's not going as fast as he wants. Well, do it yourself you dumba**!!!!

[danger_dan]

...thru a fax...

people still use these things?

[alicia]

he poured something down the set tub that had a piece of clear plastic wrapper (another reason to hate cigarettes even more than I already do). I didn't notice and started to do laundry. I should note our washer isn't plumbed in, but empties into our set tub. Thank god I went and checked on the laundry after the first rinse cycle... set tub full, floor wet all around the washer and dryer, and slowly inching towards my mountain of clean clothes I was in the process of putting away. F*cking hell... another thing to clean up, and our mop is broken!

[vesper]

Don`t use a blanket to absorb all that water... it will be a nightmare!!

[alicia]

I used a few towels to make a barrier. It's on him to clean it up since I already unblocked the drain and moved the clean clothes.

[danger_dan]

it's just one of those mornings...made her breakfast and i see it in the garbage before i walk out the door for work this morning...

[RSAS]

he put freaking meat in my backyard compost bucket again! We have a curbside compost bucket for meat that sits just outside the door, less than 2 feet from the backyard bucket...He doesn't see the issue! I called him on it and he just shrugged and said "so?" gaaa!

[Tweetybird999]

DH was a complete ass to me all weekend. Can't say anything that isn't rude or sarcastic. I tell him to go to dinner without me as I can't stand to be near him. He leaves with kids. Then I get a call, "you sure you don't want to come"? What part of "I can't stand YOU" wasn't clear? Oh, the real reason is he forgot DS epi pen so could I come for dinner and bring it?