Originally Posted by
sharkie
Dear Tide Company,
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've
used it
all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the
best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about
a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My
inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how
clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One
thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new
white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and
to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact,
the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me
that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative, and then my attorney
called and said that I
was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my
husband.
What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without
being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great
product.
Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.
