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Thread: joke:How much English can you speak? lmao

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    "Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."
    The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"
    The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"

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    Ha!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaveP View Post
    Ha!
    ur smile is the best gift for me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mellyzeng View Post
    ur smile is the best gift for me!
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    yes, your smile is so precious for us.
    You ladies know I'm married, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaveP View Post
    You ladies know I'm married, right?
    Dave I think you have admirers LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by VeeVee View Post
    Dave I think you have admirers LOL
    they don't know yet what they are in for! lol
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